Mom Friend

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I'm sick and tired of telling you to turn that junk down
Now turn it off

C'mon, mom, get off of my back

Why are we here
Because we haven't died yet
Though I'm down if you are
I know it's unpleasant living in the present
And the future's not that far

I don't have all the answers
Except for on certain subjects
Including but not limited to
Pink Floyd and Nirvana, Fallout: New Vegas and drama
But I'd like that list to include you

'Cause everything's still going along
I'm singing another stupid song
I can't make you 'cause I'm not your mom
I'm just your mom friend

How was your day
Did you get a haircut
I'm so sorry, I'm not trying to be mean
But here's a glass of water and a hug that feels awkward
Is there anything else that you need

Did you get the memes I sent
The ones about smashing your phone with a blunt instrument
It's not a bug, it's a feature
When you're getting dismembered, it's always nice to remember
At least you've got a fan in the bleachers

And everything's still going along
I got some of my old records on
I can't make you 'cause I'm not your mom
I'm just your mom friend

And everybody's still paranoid
Making up guys that they can avoid
But even when I'm annoyed
I'm still your mom friend

Why are we here
Oh, you meant at Rite Aid
I'm picking up some prescriptions
So roll the window down a crack, need anything? I'll be right back
If I'm gonna be a mom I wanna be the best edition

'Cause everything's still going along
I'm stuck in a C-SPAN marathon
I can't make you 'cause I'm not your mom
I'm just your mom friend

And everybody's still paranoid
Making up guys that they can avoid
But even when I'm annoyed
I'm still your mom friend

And everyone is doing the same
Recycling boredom into shame
And even when you think I'm lame
I'm still your mom friend

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