Velma Velma

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The Pomegranate County Irregulars

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Velma, Velma, are you ever sick of Shaggy
Finding those clues in your sweater orange and baggy
Velma, Velma, as a pre-teen I first saw you
And you looked good, why did they change how they draw you

I'd like to say hey, I would like to meet
I got out my phone so ready to tell ya
Phil's been saying no, it's a song, not a tweet
Just as well, 'cause you're not real, Velma, Velma

Velma, Velma, you're a champ at exposition
You'd unmask me as in a hopeless condition
Velma, Velma, facing false ghosts with a hippie
Underrated you were so smart never snippy

I'd like to say hey, I would like to meet
I got out my phone so ready to tell ya
Phil's been saying no, it's a song, not a tweet
Just as well, 'cause you're not real, Velma, Velma

Some say Daphne's the babe, she's a poser to me
I don't care 'bout her, not one bit, not even ironically

Velma Velma are those dogs talking now that's scary
Swindlers, stoners, preppies, ditch 'em in the Library

I'd like to say hey, I would like to meet
I got out my phone so ready to tell ya
Phil's been saying no, it's a song, not a tweet
Just as well, 'cause you're not real, Velma, Velma
Just as well, 'cause you're not real, Velma, Velma
Just as well, 'cause you're not real, Velma, Velma
Thank you very much

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