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Stuart Clark

Stuart Rupert Clark (born 28 September 1975) is an Australian former cricketer who played for New South Wales and the Australian team. He was a right-arm fast-medium bowler. His nickname "Sarfraz" originates from the similarities of his bowling style to Sarfraz Nawaz. more »

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So if I'm rich and famous or buried down in a grave
I wrote this song so it all won't fade
And if they ask who I am when I'm gone and dead
You better remember to tell'em that I said

I'm, berry the bandit
I'm, very aware that
I'm guilty for breaking hearts and vandalizing paradigms
If you ain't wanna get caught up with me
You shoulda locked the door, and thrown away the key
Cause I'm berry the bandit
I'm very ill-managed
I'm chaos incarnate and I've never been too camera shy
So lemme know when it's time to say cheese
And I'll smile under the mask, even though you can't see

Ok I rep the 404 and 02387
So I'm bout to make some jokes and you ain't gonna get'em
Unless of course you're in Forsyth or askin' "and is that hot or iced?"
But if not, I don't mind, you can sit back and vibe
Sorry Claire, as in mother Bear, not the one impaired
by the oopsie-daisy OD, I'm glad you're okie-dokie
Unlike your local Hoby, always getting repaired
He's been going through it lowkey, every week the tech is there
In the presence of legends like Billy, Kevin, and Hannah
I know Isabel and Amls, and that's not a little honor
I'm all over the place, just like my Faith and my Grace
And that's three birds with two stones, but there's only one Germain
Shouts to Beckner and Bug, who I should tell you I love
Like the Haileys and the Grays, Nat's a model, Shelby's fae
And I'm not bi or gay, just to clear that up
Ask Dan, he's been checking for a year and seven months
I'm just tryna be cool like Natasha, Isa and Izzy
You can buy anything you want for three-moose-fifty
Yeah that was Moose-A-Matics 101, brought to you by Jake
To the Mallorys, I hope that you're having a great day
Same to Kunkle, I miss the cackle, I'm sad you went back
And if you ever catch me barking, I'mma blame it on Kat
But not Bean, cause he's Katia's, like Eric and Lee
And Ashley I guess, but Omunique is the best
Word off to EK and K, your local theys and party rats
And wherever Richelle is, is where the party's at
Maybe not anymore, but put Wendy on the floor
And wait to see the sevens in the customer connect score
We got a new store, Evan got a new nose
We got a brand new team, but then they all went home
Except Mandy and Cole, but he went to B, just like Simone
Gang gang, yeah yeah, you know that's how we roll

So if I'm rich and famous or buried down in a grave
I wrote this song so it all won't fade
And if they ask who I am when I'm gone and dead
You better remember to tell'em that I said

I'm, berry the bandit
I'm, very aware that
I'm guilty for breaking hearts and vandalizing paradigms
If you ain't wanna get caught up with me
You shoulda locked the door, and thrown away the key
Cause I'm berry the bandit
I'm very ill-managed
I'm chaos incarnate and I've never been too camera shy
So lemme know when it's time to say cheese
And I'll smile under the mask, even though you can't see

We're just socially awkward and here to help!
It's flawless
That's all we needed

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