Cucumbers

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I suppose I am a former future has been
I did all the math on the back of my napkin
I understand that idiom in an abstract sense
But which side is the back?
I've been rapping since I was a little child
Writing verses working in the produce aisle
It's probably why I never learned those PLU numbers
I was busy cyphering with cucumbers
Unencumbered by the fact that certain rap exists
If they can rap like that, I'm certain I can rap like this
The competition's way too much the game ain't zero sum
Don't meet your heroes dog, your hero's probably fucking dumb
If you're sick of sucking wind then go out for a run
Then go out for another run everyday till it's fun
And look, you love running now. What a great accomplishment
The power of habit is truly astonishing
I don't have a soapbox, I use body wash
I'd say my calling card is elevated potty talk
My girl keeps our place nice with many succulents
And if you f*ck with her succulents, I might get truculent
Mess with the potted plants and get molliwhopped
A lot of life is hit or miss like an eephus or lollipop
I'm lollygagging, heel dragging to the coffin
I know that time is borrowed, let's explore renewal options

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