A Recipe For Disaster

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Verse 1
	You say my food’s inedible? 
	It’s really not my fault!
	Just ’cos I underdo the meat 
	And overdo the salt!
	My standards are incredible! 
	Well, what do you expect?
	So what’s a girl like me to do 
	To gain some house respect?

  Chorus	She’s a recipe for disaster, 
		And she’s in a class of her own!
	A kitchen calamity causing concern,
	A fact that is widely well-known!
	You’d have to search for many a day
	Then take another look,
	To find a chef who we’d all say
	Is worse than this terrible cook!

Verse 2
	She poisoned previous employers 
	Whilst working, down the road!
	The husband tragically expired 
	From breakfast overload!	
	The magistrate was told in court 
	“The scrambled eggs weren’t raw!
	She’d made them medium-rare, my friends, 
	And served them cold, what’s more!"

  Chorus	She’s a recipe for disaster…. 

Verse 3
	I can’t work out these modern stoves,
	They’re complicated, see!
		I spit and roast, which adds 
	A special flavour, you’d agree?
And as for chicken dishes? 
I reheat them once or twice!
The middle bit stays pink, so chew it slow – 
That’s my advice!

Chorus	She’s a recipe for disaster….

Repeat	You’d have to search for many a day
	Then take another look,
	To find a chef who we’d all say
	Is worse than this terrible cook!

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