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Back in 03
Three kids and one on the way
Mom and dad kinda busy
Really need someone to stay
With them all day
When she found a nurse at work
Who was very very eager
Energetic that's a perk
So she's hired
And the kids really love her
Hugs and kisses feeling smothered
By this single proxy mother
But did they know
That their new babysitter
Had a tiny little secret
That would turn their good find bitter
She's a
Disney lady
Mickey Mouse in the backseat
Bumper stickers on her Camry
Disney lady
Heads to Florida twice yearly
Loves the movies so dearly
Disney lady
Little dice on the rearview
Show tunes so loud she can't hear you
Disney lady
Now I think that maybe
She's a little crazy
Lots of presents
All with a sort of Disney twist
Like the Pixar hot chocolate
Or the Mickey ornaments
Spoiled rotten
Are the words that mother calls us
Cuz she buys us little lunches
Giving candy by the bunches
At the movies
Watching happy feet 2
When she made a rash decision
That became the fatal move
She sent charlotte
All alone with my brother
To the bathroom, told my mother
She was fired, that's the downfall of the
Disney lady
Mickey Mouse in the backseat
Bumper stickers on her Camry
Disney lady
Heads to Florida twice yearly
Loves the movies so dearly
Disney lady
Little dice on the rearview
Show tunes so loud she can't hear you
Disney lady
Now I think that maybe
She's a little crazy
She's a Disney lady
She's a little bit crazy
Starting to think that maybe
We should stay away from the Disney lady
Disney lady
Mickey Mouse in the backseat
Bumper stickers on her Camry
Disney lady
Heads to Florida twice yearly
Loves the movies so dearly
Disney lady
Little dice on the rearview
Show tunes so loud she can't hear you
Disney lady
Now I think that maybe
She's a little crazy
Bonus verse!
Fast forward 12 years
We all moved down to Carolina
With a fresh beginning kinda
Mom had got the new job lined up
Then my sister
Got a job and Ben and Jerry's
She was working at the counter
When she noticed something scary
It's a lady
Walking up to get her order
Taken aback at the sudden
Apparition of a horror
With the hair so iconic
And a voice so demonic
Turn around, no I promise
I'm not playing man, I'm honest it's the
Disney lady
Mickey Mouse in the backseat
Bumper stickers on her Camry
Disney lady
Heads to Florida twice yearly
Loves the movies so dearly
Disney lady
Little dice on the rearview
Show tunes so loud she can't hear you
Disney lady
Now I think that maybe
She's a little crazy
Disney lady
Mickey Mouse in the backseat
Bumper stickers on her Camry
Disney lady
Heads to Florida twice yearly
Loves the movies so dearly
Disney lady
Little dice on the rearview
Show tunes so loud she can't hear you
Disney lady
Now I think that maybe
She's a little crazy
She's fucking crazy man

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