Amused
Shockocracy
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Uh, hey everybody Uh, I'm going through the no cash lane on the New Jersey Turnpike Just comin' back from collecting evidence in my Mom's attempted murder And uh, passing it along to the detectives So anyway, um, strange, oh shit In a quarter of a mile, please keep to the left and follow Route 440 toward Garden Stare Parkway See, she just talks, she just interrupts all the time, and I'm sorry, she's just She's yappy, kind of yappy and I am on an interchange of the New Jersey Turn Please keep to the right Shit, they want me to keep to the right So I'm trying to keep to the right but right now I have to turn left, and here's why I have to turn left In my life Please follow the current road until further instructed I'm tryin', lady, but listen, in my life that's hard ok, do you understand, because I wanna do different things and I'm not Please continue straight and then keep to the right But that implies that I'm supposed to be conservative Please keep to the right I don't want to be conservative I'm trying to be neutral, honey Do you understand? I'm tryin' to be neutral in this world, not uh Please follow the current road for one mile Well, OK, that's reasonable, I can do that I can follow the current road for one mile, thats, that's fair Oh, shit Prepare to exit on the right at exit 1A I don't wanna exit on the right I wanna exit on the left In half a mile, exit on the right at exit 1A Uh uh No no no no no I'm not doin' it I'm goin' straight I'm not goin' to the right or the left And I'm gonna shut you up because you're a bad nav system tellin' me Please exit on the right I'm not doing it, I'm a neutral And you're done Alright listen, I'm in charge of my own car again And because I'm in charge of my own car again I'm gonna continue going straight The only way I know how to go straight is to treat my whole life like it's my sworn testimony The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God By the way, George Washington added that So help me God, because he was a Freemason Under oath, he added so help me God Dummies And I'm a Freemason too There are people who actually believe what they're saying Not just liars in the world I am not one of the liars If you treat me like one of the liars I might roar at you with all of the ferocity of a true Lion of Judah Shield, spear, sword, slingshot You name it, Goliath, I'm coming for you And that's how I know I'm a true advocate in this world I have not been chained to things like reputation Once you decide everyone else is stupid Or you decide that everyone else is brilliant, you've made your decision I have decided to believe everyone else is as brilliant as I am Now, if that's not true, we'll then don't parlay with me about things that you don't understand I know the law deeper than most lawyers I worship the shit So, if you're working in the realm of plausible deniability I would say that my Courtroom in my head, for you Is about to run dry of, uh, can we say oxygen Because I take up all the oxygen in the room And if you put me in any position to speak out publicly against you You have a problem, ask anybody I don't know anybody who doesn't read a report And know what I think at the end Never ever, in my life, have I not been clear in my communications So, as a trained journalist As a sike-ologist, whatever that's worth in the politically correct environment that is clinical sike-ology As a non-adherent of the right or the left Frankly, I wish there weren't one or the other As a person who's deciding to go straight In my head, I have a courtroom And I would like to play the parts of all of the triad So, bang bang bang bang bang, the gavel Alright, ladies and gentlemen, have you taken your oaths Yes, your honor Alright, who's on the witness stand first The prosecution calls Dr. Randolph Shipon So then, this miserable Sickly creature with tumors all over his body literally dying in front of you Is led into the courtroom in chains He has probably a terminal illness, but hasn't been diagnosed yet And his brother and sister-in-law just attempted To kill his parents, by all evidence He's being led into the room, in shackles In a dirty, like, bathrobe And it looks like somebody smeared feces on his face And the judge says Bailiff, how can you bring a witness in looking like this Has this man been abused And the bailiff says, well, no Ever since the Trump administration We don't have any human rights rules for prisoners So here's, uh, Dr. Shipon, presented as-is, just like a rental agreement That's a joke for my landlord, anyway So, as is, Dr. Shipon comes in, stumbles up to the um To the box, you know, the witness stand And the judge is just looking repulsed Bailiff, can we not get this man a shower Before he presents himself in my courtroom No, your honor, the budget's been cut for that, we don't have plumbing anymore Very well, then So then the judge puts on his COVID mask, like the N95 or whatever Bailiff, is the witness properly seated Yes, your honor Has he taken his oath Your honor, the witness has taken an oath never to lie in his life Oh, one of those Freemasons again Yes, your honor The kind that actually know what it is, or the kind that just show up This one appears to be the kind that actually knows What the oaths mean, your honor Very well Dr. Shipon, we regret to inform you That you have been presented to the court at a time When we have no budget for human rights That's alright, your honor, I'm used to the treatment by everybody I know But sir, you're a distinguished scholar, author You have helped thousands of people in your life, in your professions You are well-known and frankly, a treasure of the State of New Jersey Why would you say that And I'd say Well, it kind of goes like this I can't help singin' about the things I know And so it goes, and so it goes And no one knows, and no one knows Bailiff, is this man sane Yes, your honor, he's quite sane He can write the tests that test if you're sane Bailiff, is this man a genius Yes he is He's gifted and talented since he was a kid Bailiff, is this man rhyming with us Yes he is Yes he is Bailiff, is this man now singing with us Yes he is Yes he is Bailiff, is this a Muse Yes it is Yes it is Bailiff, is this a Muse Yes it is Yes it is Bailiff, I'm not amused Yes you are Yes you are You're beMused Yes you are You you are I became like this because I was born under a star, under a star I am a Libra, I am like this, because I was born under the Justice Star I am a star in that star I am a star in that star I'm one of the stars because of my scars I was a victim I was abused And I'm not amused anymore I was a Muse A victim, and abused I was abused But I'm no longer bemused You can't tell me That you're peein' on my shoe, but it's rainin' I know it's the pee You can't tell me That you're peein' on my shoe, but it's rainin' I know you're peein' on me You can't tell me That you're peein' on my shoe I know that you're peein' on me You can't tell me That it's just my shoe I know you're really peein' on me Come against my reputation That's a killer You don't know the killer I am Come against my reputation I can sink nations My mind certainly can Come against me and I'll put you on my reputation You'll become a notch on the post Come against me, and you'll be a notch in my reputation post And I'll love you the most You're just adding to my power Though you may tower Over me You're just adding to my attention power Even though you tower over me I'm something you've never seen in this nation My power of Creation is untold I'm something you've never seen in this Creation I am a Nation, and I'm so Old I hope you were amused By the Muse Floating out through me It's hard for me to see That you are I hope that you were amused By my out-of-tune Ahhh I should stop talking now I should close the gates Close the gates Close the gates Close the gates I've closed the gates It's time to investigate
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