Babysitting Is a Bum Deal
Haylie Duff
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[Singers:] Here is the tale of a babysitting job, The baby is something of a snob, [Stewie:] Oh, go f*ck yourselves [Singers:] So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds [Haylie:] Aren't you a cute little boy [Haylie's Thoughts:] Look at that melon shaped head [Stewie:] Having you here is a joy [Stewie's Thoughts:] And in an hour you'll be dead [Haylie:] Sit on my knee [Haylie's Thoughts:] Please don't go poo [Stewie:] Nice place to be [Stewie's Thoughts:] This one's for you [Both:] Babysitting is a bum deal [Haylie:] Why don't we watch Will & Grace [Thought:] Jesus, do I need a smoke [Stewie:] Jack puts a smile on my face [Thought:] Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke [Haylie:] I like your house [Thought:] The ceiling has cracks [Stewie:] I like your blouse [Thought:] Miss TJ Maxx [Both:] Babysitting is a bum deal [Singers:] So they sat as time went by [Haylie:] Slowly as time could go [Singers:] The baby blarred, and softly cursed [Stewie:] Cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes, And her hair made her look like a hoe [Haylie:] Time for your bottle my sweet [Thought:] This little brat smells like piss [Stewie:] Alway's a succulent treat [Thought:] While I suck that, you suck this [Haylie:] Aren't you a sight [Thought:] Look at him drool [Stewie:] You're a delight [Thought:] Damn you, you fool [Both:] Babysitting is a bum deal [Singers:] The diaper change was quite a job [Haylie:] The grossest I've ever seen [Singers:] The baby smiled and took a breath [Stewie:] And I grunted and pooped out a poop, That looked something like Matthew Modine [Haylie:] Someday you might meet a girl [Thought:] Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand [Stewie:] Maybe it's you my sweet pearl [Thought:] Darling, I'd rather f*ck sand [Haylie:] Have a good night [Thought:] You little creep [Stewie:] Have a good night [Thought:] Die in your sleep [Both:] Babysitting is a bum deal Babysitting is a bum deal
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Written by: SETH MAC FARLANE, WALTER MURPHY
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