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Kirt Connor

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Another day in the office on the keyboard
Clicka clackin the keys is leaving me bored
Open up a spreadsheet and that's when
Things go wrong

The cursor is spinning around and around
And around and around and around and around and then
Oh shit what the hell was that
Why computer go Dong
Uh oh

Time to call the nerds
Time to call the nerds
And when I call the helpdesk he says the magic words

Have you tried
Turning it off and on again
Turning it off and on again
Try turning it off and on again
And call me back

Does this guy think I'm a moron?
Of course I turned it off and on
At least I think I did
Last week or month or year or sometime

I say I already did that
He says could you try it again please
I say OK and press the
Button on my screen

He says that's not it
He says that's not it
That's the power to your monitor
If you really wanna fix this
You gotta

Try turning it off and on again
turning it off and on again
Try turning it off and on again
So I unplug the power cord

Did I just hear him sigh
On the telephone line
You shouldn't do that
It's bad for the hard drive

So now I plug it in
And now it's turning on
And now my name is on the screen
But something else is wrong

What's my password
What's my password
I can't remember
My mother fucking password 

Is it my wife's name
Is it my dog's name
Is it my wife's name
With a 69 and an exclamation point

He hears me typing
He says I just reset your password
Try it again and I do
And it works just like

We did this yesterday
Try turning it off and on again
And the day before that
Try turning it off and on again
And every day since the dawning of time
Try turning it off and on again
I hate computers and they hate me back

Try turning it off and on again
I hate computers
Try turning it off and on again
Why do we even need these things
Try turning it off and on again
Problem exists between the keyboard and the chair
Try turning it off and on again
Please don't call me back

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