jimmy walnut
lil dimwit
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You're about to hear a tale a legend all men should Of the greatest hotdog eater from a humble neighborhood His name was Jimmy Walnut, he's the best there ever was Cause eating eighty hotdogs was just how Jimmy does His stomach was a cavern that stretched far and wide A land of conquered hotdogs built up his inner hide His talent was a marvel, come from far the people would, and say Ain't nobody who could eat hotdogs the way Jim Walnut could Now Jimmy had a baby, a little baby boy He named the baby junior, but he gave his son no toys The only thing he gave his son was a dog between two buns He picked his tiny baby up and said son let's have some fun He trained his son from day one a humble hungry beast Talent flowed within his blood, the boy knew how to feast But then one day he met a girl, a vegan hippy shit She told him what was wrong with meat and begged the boy to quit An all-organic witch from hell cast her spell you see I'm sure we all know one of em, claims they're gluten-free They ran away together, yup he made that witch his wife And he never tasted meat again not ever in his life Some say the moral of this tale is love can make you crazy Stir up some stupid feelings and make your judgment hazy But I subscribe to another side that you might like to hear That love is what is most important I think that is clear Just kidding Eat your freaking meat Yeah eat your freaking meat I said eat your freaking meat, meat, meat, meat, meat Oh eat your freaking meat Come on now Pork and steak and 'lickin chicken, sausage beef and lamb and brisket Bacon ham and duck and turkey, veal and goat and ribs and poultry Eat your meat like a good American, animal rights why should I care again When I could eat some meat, some yummy in my tummy yummy meat Who cares or knows about GMOs Meat's effect's on our hearts and the environmental effects of cow farts I don't care what laws you're breakin or the shortcuts that you're takin Or if it's even meat you're makin, just please get me my bacon And eat your freaking meat Yeah eat your freaking meat I said eat your freaking meat, meat, meat, meat, meat Oh eat your freaking meat I'm sucking at the teat if the teat is freaking meat
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