Wii Sports
Kaj Strife
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Wii Sports is my fucking life I tied a Wii remote to my dick so I play Wii Sports every single day No it's not fucking gay to Jack it and jerk off And have a big circlejerk-off And get a new high score and f*ck you in the ass Or beat you in a boxing match, you whore I'm the best at Wii Sports I got a Wiimote on my dick, hope it's making you sick Get a new high score, pitchin' digital baseballs You can hear the cheering echoing through the halls And with my two spare hands I'm grabbing on your balls Remember the safety strap, for keeping it on right The living room tonight is a beautiful sight Playing these Wii games, childlike, with my erection spike And soon enough you'll hear the guy yell "strike" Get piss and splooge on the Wii balance boards And at the rate we're going, you can never be bored Yeah, yeah, Wii Sports, Wii Sports Yeah, yeah, Wii Sports, Wii Sports Yeah, yeah, Wii Sports, Wii Sports Yeah, yeah, yeah
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