(I Need A) New Jersey

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Okay
What?

There's nothing
That I couldn't do about it
My mom got mad
Cuz I got into her pantyhose collection
She doesn't wear 'em
She just has 'em in a closet
In a box that I can't access without a padlock
That's right
It's just a key that locks it
If I have the padlock it does a reverse reflection
And (Un)locks it
And I did it
I found it on the journey
I found the padlock to get into her pantyhose
She caught me puttin' 'em on (Puttin' 'em on)
Little lacey, little thick
And that's when I fled to
My home

She found my jerseys
She found my jerseys (She found my jerseys)
She found my jerseys and burned them alive
She found my (Burned them alive)
Jerseys
She found my jerseys and burned them alive (Found my jerseys)
She found my jerseys and burned them alive (She found 'em)

So I went to New Jersey
From Albuquerque (New Jersey, New Jersey)
And I ate so many ham cheese it hurt
My stomach cuz I'm (Ham)
Usually vegan
But that doesn't stop me (Ham, cheese)
From stopping (Ham, cheese)
Eatin' all of this ham cheese (Ham, cheese)
Off my fingers lick it up (Ham, cheese)
Kinda like Spam, Kinda like Spam (Ham, cheese cheese)
Kinda like Spam but really on the inside it's a little bit of ham (Momma's pantyhose)
Oh, ham cheese inside of pantyhose (Cheese)
Like a prison mace (Ham, ham)
If you don't know what that is it's a sock (Momma's pantyhose)
Filled with things that you can hurt people with (Ham)
Like rocks or bars of soap (Ham)
And you hit 'em over the head
And it hurts 'em (Ham, ham)
It hurts 'em (Ham, ham)

So I fill these pantyhose that I stole
Form my mom with some ham cheese
Then I hit them in the head
With the ham cheese
It spurted out the sides a little bit
'Came a little juicy
And I didn't know
But this man I hit
Was allergic to ham
And cheese
Ham and cheese
Ham and cheese
Ham and cheese
Ham and cheese (Ham cheese ham)

Ham (Ham ham)
And cheese (Ham cheese and ham)
Ham ham (Ham)
And cheese (And ham and)
Ham (Ham ham)
And cheese (Ham cheese and ham)
Ham ham (Ham)
And cheese (And cheese and)

His face burned
Came up with ashes and little moms
That came up and screamed at me
That's right his pimples turned into the face of my mom
And screamed at me for hitting him
With her pantyhose
That I hit with
Her pantyhose that I stole
Filled with ham cheese and she said
Jeffrey, why did you hit him with my pantyhose?
Now keep in mind (Why, why)
This was his pimples speaking to me (Why, why)
With his mom, my mom's face (Why, why)
From his pimple holes
They screamed at me
Calling me all names
Like Jeffrey
Cuz that's my name
My name is Jeffrey (Jeffrey)
Jeffrey's my name (Jeffrey, Jeffrey)
Jeffrey's my name (Jeffrey, Jeffrey)
Jeffrey's my name and it's never changing back
Jeffrey's my name
Jeffrey's my name
Jeffrey's my name and it's never changing back (Jeffrey is my name)

Jeffrey is my name

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