Alligator Bait

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Michiel Wiering

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Walking by the river with a knife in my hand
I'm following her footsteps in the sand
My knife is sharp and my hands are strong
I'm walking in the sun and singing a song
Now singing made me thirsty, so I wanted a cold beer
You know, that golden stuff they're serving over here
I found this little bar near the river bend
And I bought me some beer and laid down in the sand
After a while I went back on her trail
When I saw this little wooden boat for sale
I thought by myself I could be quicker
And in this boat I look much slicker
When I caught up with Annie a good hour later
I noticed she was followed by this mean old alligator
Now nature and me are not the best of friends
So I stayed at a distance to see how this would end
Annie took some damage, playing in the dirt
Mud everywhere and a ripped off skirt
That was the moment she really got mad
And a few minutes later the monster was dead
Now she was standing in her underwear
When I shouted, hey Annie, how are you doing over there
She replied: you little bastard, you're always too late
Tomorrow I'm gonna use you as alligator bait
Alligator Annie is strong as an ox
Stubborn as a mule and clever as a fox
Don't mess with her or ever be late
Because you'll end up like me as alligator bait
Annie doesn't lie so I started to shiver
I really don't like to be thrown in a river
My whole damned life is hanging by a thread
I have to escape before I end up dead
I hastily rowed away in a state of shock
I never did see that big sharp rock
Alligator Annie is strong as an ox
Stubborn as a mule and clever as a fox
Don't mess with her or ever be late
Because you'll end up like me as alligator bait
Alligator Annie is strong as an ox
Stubborn as a mule and clever as a fox
Don't mess with her or ever be late
Because you'll end up like me as alligator bait

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