Idahopic, or the Idaho Epic II

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Potato romp in my life
Nothing can stop them
Oh f*ck wait I lied
I'm the only man left in Idaho
And over on the distance over a hill on a
Shepherd and a sheep
You can see the corn warriors (Corn war)
Here come the corn warriors (They grow you)
Corn warriors
They're not wearing any pants except
They found some corn magazines
That they teared up
And made into some battle skirts (Corn hole)
They took my iron stakes from my farm
They're coming
I knew when I planted them they would help me in the future
More than nutrients they are saving me
From the potato cannibals
Chewing on my toes
Here come the corn warriors (Here come the corn warriors)
Riding on their herds
And turds and ferds (Potato)
And gerds and birds (Potato)
Here come the corn warriors to kill the Idaho cannibal potatoes
Who are
Gnawing on my toes
Stop them from gnawing on my toes (Stars)
The battle was epic
As I watched (That shit was epic)
I dawned over a hill
P-pier-pe-peeking down
On these corn warriors
Slaughtering the cannibal potatoes
Cayote Peterson (It was like watching a scene)
Of Battlestar Galactica but not at all
Because it was nothing like Battlestar Galactica it was more like
Th-the scene from Lord of The Rings
The-the-the second battle though
The one from the Two Towers
That was a pretty good fight (Twin towers)
It was like the Two Towers but with corn against potatoes
Twin towers (Corn warriors)
Wait, what are they doing? (9/11)
They're talking (Was an)
Inside job (They came to a compromise)
The compromise was (9/11 Was an inside job)
They could one-and-a-half of my toes
That's right I said I passed the tome
It was actually the corn (I got one more big toe, ow)
Warriors protecting us (They sliced it off)
This whole time (I wish I had an army)
From the potatoes (That I could throw these rabid)
Cannibals (Vegetables off)
And take me to a hospital
Take me to a hospital
Cause I was right there bleeding out (9/11 Was an inside job it was the corn people)
Duh
Potatoes
Cannibals
9/11
Sittin' here in bed
Really wishing I never planted those um
Corn
But you now what on the bright side
Thanks to those corn
That gave away one-and-a-half of my toes
Um
They saved the other three-and-a-half
Um
So really-really-really in the end it was worth it
Those corns, they saved my life
They came to a compromise
They fought a good battle, the majority of the potatoes (Potatoes)
They now live in my chicken coop
They're my pet chicken corn
Little buttered (Big old chicken)
Little sore from all the fighting
Of the potatoes
All the fighting of the potatoes
This is the second dawn, the second coming of Idaho
Nothing really blames me but
I can't really find my toes
Can't really find my hose
Not my women that sell their body for sex
I'm talking about my garden hose you fucking pervert
Nothing stops me from planting more corn next season
I love you corn
Nothing will ever stop me from loving you

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