Dry Spell

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Yeah I'm a player, I'm a baller, I'm the man
Taken a thousand lovers, held a lot of hands
I'm a studious copulator, I nailed the inter-course
Go check out my five star ratings, you can see I've been endorsed
Got a time share on P Diddy's yacht
Alternate weekends, tying reef knots
I'm sensationally sensual
Got a flag in each nation, I've conquered them all
I'm a stonking bonking, bed rocking machine
Got my daily baes diarised, my operations lean
But now I'm going through a hella dry spell
It's been three months of no boning hell
And it turns out I may suffer from low self esteem
But more pressing is it's been so long I'm borderline getting wet dreams

Those God dam hoes, won't give me their area codes, their area codes
My equipments dusty, chastity belt is all rusty, everythings getting musty
I'm just so pretty, yet not even one shorty, will green light hanky panky
Those are not tears in my eyes, please leave it now guys, saying I'm revirginized
I said they're not tears in my eyes

Girls ask for my sign and to which I say I'm a clit Taurus
I'm so deadly with my words I'm like a love making thesaurus
So many notches on my bed, it's eroded like a glacier
Climax change is real girl and dam it's oh so hot in here
Matched with every girl on Tinder and I'm not even on the app
My heavy petting is so powerful, girls go to recover in rehab
I've mastered the art of negging, so girl pre book your therapist
You only popped out for a coffee and here we are having a sexy tryst
I only use scent free soap as my musk's an aphrodisiac
The Karma Sutra's for beginners compared to my self penned sex Almanac
Call me the Jolly Roger, so much booty I need a galleon
And it isn't hard to guess why my nickname is the stallion
So sometime tell me why this big time ballers balls are blue
My self worth's all based on girth and now theres noone to give that to
Three months is a long time to have not gotten intimate
I think I really need a cuddle and a wholesome relationship

Those God dam hoes, won't give me their area codes, their area codes
My equipments dusty, chastity belt is all rusty, everythings getting musty
I'm just so pretty, yet not even one shorty, will green light hanky panky
Those are not tears in my eyes, please leave it now guys, saying I'm revirginized
I said they're not tears in my eyes

I'm Processing my internal monologue
Having a meaningful and self aware dialogue
I've been having fun, but ain't found the one
The only thing that stuck around was an infection
I'm a Don Juan in his prime and my bedrooms like a shrine
But my personality never really gets a chance to shine
My tantric routine is killing, I'm always bedroom upskilling
But is any of this ever truly gonna be fulfilling
I'm more than a ding a ling, I've got thoughts on stuff and things
Like child labours really bad, even if they make real sick clothing
So I'm gonna make a change, to try and get true love in range
Although let's not rule out all opportunities for me to get some strange

Those God dam hoes, won't give me their area codes, their area codes
My equipments dusty, chastity belt is all rusty, everythings getting musty
I'm just so pretty, yet not even one shorty, will green light hanky panky
Those are not tears in my eyes, please leave it now guys, saying I'm revirginized
I said they're not tears in my eyes

Oh hi, I love your shirt
Oh thank you, that's er, that's real nice of you to say
I hope you don't mind me asking, but are you okay?
Your eyes are just so sad. Do you want to go get a coffee and talk?

Sure that would be, that would be great, thank you
Just give me a second, I'll catch you up
Yo Puffy, sorry Sean, I mean Mr. Diddy
Er yeah it's me Geoff
Sorry I'm gonna to need my turn of the yacht this weekend after all
Sorry about that
Players gotta play

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