My Tinder Girl

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Adam Bloom

Adam Bloom (born 8 December 1970) is a British comedian and writer. He has played The Edinburgh Festival for many years, once winning The Edinburgh Festival Polygram Punter Comedy Award. In 1998 he won The Time Out Comedy Award for Best Stand-Up. He appeared at The Melbourne International Comedy Festival 1999 and 2000, winning a Stella Artois award for the former appearance. more »

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Swipe right she stays. She's okay. Photoshopped in groovy ways. And her eyes, they're sublime. Rubber stamped and colorized.

Oh, Tinder Girl
I don't need to know, I don't need to care
Oh, Tinder Girl
She's always somehow everywhere
Oh, Tinder Girl
She's the only one with that special flair

She says she skis. Can't you see? On the slopes with Gennavieve on their way to Marseille. Or was it Nice where they sailed away.

Oh, Tinder Girl
Oh, I need to know if you're really there
Oh, Tinder Girl
With your perfect smile and your perfect hair
Oh, Tinder Girl
You're the only one with that savior fare

She's dressed in pink cause it's chic. She's trending more than the cast of Glee. And her clothes and her shoes are made by slaves near Kathmandu.

Oh, Tinder Girl
I don't need to know, I just want you there
Oh, Tinder Girl
Oh I love your style, oh, I dig your hair
Oh, Tinder Girl
You're never here cause you're always there
My Tinder Girl

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