I'm Literally a Bat

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Her mommy was a lawyer
Her daddy was a deadbeat
We were at Steph's Halloween party
When she met me
She said I was hot
I told her she was sexy
I call my bed Excel
Cuz I'm all about those spread sheets
She was a sexy nurse
Fishnets white and lacy
I had trench coat on
Fedora a la Dick Tracy
Said she wanted to misbehave
Let's go back to my cave, she nodded in agreement
But it wasn't til I dropped my coat and hat
That she started screaming
I said "What?"
She said "What the f*ck are you?"
I said "I'm literally a bat...
I thought you knew"
She said "How would I know?"
"How would you not know that?
I was in a floating trench coat
Cuz I'm literally a bat!"
She left soon thereafter
So I just went to sleep
And when I woke up the next evening
I flew out to get something to eat
At the grocery store
I picked up a basket
But once the saleswoman saw me
Everyone went batshit
I said "What?"
She said "What the f*ck are you?"
I said "I'm literally a bat...
That much is true"
She said "You gotta go"
I said "OK but give me a Kit Kat
Cuz I fucking love chocolate
Though I'm literally a bat"
I said "What?"
She said "What the f*ck are you?"
I said "I'm literally a bat...
I'm literally a bat!
What the f*ck?
How could you not fucking tell?"

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