A Love Song to The Internet

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Don't recall when I first turned you on
But I know we connected
Yeah, sometimes folks might treat you wrong

You're feelin' rejected
Got a history I'll never wipe
So I wrote a song to set things right,
Cause I'm grateful to belong in your wide world

Of unlimited data-ta
You fill me up with useful facts

Like
Octopus don't fart
Before we met I hated cats
And I just thought you should know
You're my wonderful, whimsical, weirdly irresistible, wormhole

Watching six hours of old Oscar speeches
Finding a site that sells medical leeches
Chatting on a forum 'bout stuff that tastes like blue
Learning how to turn spinach into pasta
Shooting aliens with some kid in Alaska
Reading how the air gets clean with whale poo

In your unlimited data-ta
You fill my phone with apps and memes

Now-i espanol habla
I never knew that goats could sing
And I just thought you should know
You're my wonderful, whimsical, weirdly irresistible
And if everyone switched ISP's
The folks who paid for me to sing

Could help tackle this climate thing
So I can stay in love with my wormhole
Yeah yeah yeah, in my wormhole
My wormhole

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