The Apprentice
Shawn Clark
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Creeping in the dark, I rarely miss my mark A stranger in the shade, a danger turn away Creeping in the dark, I rarely miss my mark A stranger in the shade, a danger turn away I see you leaving ur office Get in your car Your house a block away Will you make it, make it home Oh darling no, no not today You stop for gas oh baby, bad choice But I love bad choices A dart to your neck and you sleep And wake next to the goat and the sheep My pot bubble hot on the stove It's ready, are you Alright, my apprentice Make sure you follow every step perfectly And do exactly as I say, here we go First the rats alive Toss them in let them sizzle One big toe de-attached, of course Then listen for a whistle That's the cue And now we add the nails to stew And once it's done you need a squirrel or two to brew That't it, you're getting it Now the bugs Six worms eight locust three crickets you know We will need two centipedes or one millipede I prefer the millipedes because they have more legs And once they're gathered Work them nicely to a lather then Just add them in Ah yes very good The first steps are complete But for these next few steps We must move along just a little bit faster So pay very close attention And don't miss not even a single thing Every step is important for our concoction to function properly Okay are you ready Two lizards One beard hair from two wizards Make sure one is male and one female Half a dragon tail A chip from a snail shell Not the snail just the shell Six rhino horns One calf first born One calf from a leg A little half-and-half with an egg Just gives it the perfect consistency One dog Two cats Two hogs Three bats Two trout Four bass One ass from an ass I know A patch of dead grass A rabbit in dead last A teardrop from a fairy A dwarf extra hairy A tooth from a troll With a bad child's coal Stick with me doctor We are almost there Next we need two socks Two pebbles Two rocks Two-yes any rock will do A dose a small pox A dose of chicken pox A chicken with spots A lick of tiger blood A dash of dirt mud A pinch of pollen A king's calling A prophet's prohec-y A page from the Odyssey A lightning strike Trust me you can get it If the timing's right A zombie brain Rotten teeth A lion's mane The pirate's keep The Kraken's tongue A singer's lung A goblin nose A heart that froze An elf's ear Your deepest fear A prince charm A bee swarm A mummy flesh A crow's nest Mix it as the poem says A lick of lint A bite of bread A flick of flint A draw of dread A swish of swamp swindled from beneath the biggest ogre's bed A touch of toad A mass of mold A caughten cold A grasp of gold A slew of slime A song of mime A sour lime A power line Poison ivy Add it lightly Liquid acid Tighty whities Booger flicks and nervous ticks And birdie chicks and dirty sticks And surely don't forget to add saliva with the wordy lips And oh you do remind me 'bout the shiny red-lip heiny kiss And I need 6 of finely chipped uranium and diamond bits A wrinkle from a cranium A pillar from a stadium A cloth to put a baby in A rodent with the rabies in the pot Doctor Yes, it is complete Now all that's left is to feed it to our subject Apprentice, if you will Yes, yes, there you go Swallow it whole Let it disperse through your body Yes, and now we wait for it to take effect Oh yes, I can see it working I can see it transforming our subject Oh yes, here we go, here we go Its working Its working Its working Oh yes, yes, yes Its, its a dud Impossible, let me double check your work Yes we have the fox Yes the rat Ah yes yes the bugs, uh huh a troll Tiger blood yes Yes a prince charm mhmm A draw of dread Apprentice, I said nervous...ticks Not nervous ticks From the top
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