Slower Than Christmas
The Boxmasters
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DYSFUNCTIONAL BELLES DYSFUNCTIONAL BALLS THE FOLKS IN MY FAMILY THEY JUST BEAT ALL THEY PUT ME THROUGH HELL WHEN THEY DECK THE HALLS THEY EVEN SEND SANTA CLAUS CLIMBIN' UP THE WALLS THERE'S NO DAY SLOWER THAN CHRISTMAS TO ME IT SEEMS TO LAST HALF THE YEAR IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING SENT STRAIGHT FROM HEAVEN BUT IT'S NOT TO ME IT'S THE DAY OF HELL MAMA WITH HER WREATH DADDY WITH HIS WRATH GRANNY EATING WITH NO TEETH AND MY SISTER'S MANGY CATS A HUNDRED IGNORANT COUSINS WITH THEIR POINTY HEADED HATS HAVE DRIVEN ME AS CRAZY AS A HUNDRED SHIT HOUSE RATS THERE'S NO DAY SLOWER THAN CHRISTMAS TO ME IT SEEMS TO LAST HALF THE YEAR IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING SENT STRAIGHT FROM HEAVEN BUT IT'S NOT TO ME IT'S THE DAY OF HELL THERE'S NO DAY SLOWER THAN CHRISTMAS THERE'S NO DAY SLOWER THAN CHRISTMAS THERE'S NO DAY SLOWER THAN CHRISTMAS THERE'S NO DAY SLOWER THAN CHRISTMAS
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Written by: Billy Bob Thornton, Brad Davis, J.D. Andrew
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