Drunkey Monkey

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Drunkey Monkey is having so much fun
He gets me liquor while he's on the run
He's better than having mans best friend
And he's got a, funny looking head

Drunkey Monkey Drinky all my beer
Drunkey Monkey Layie on his ear
Drunkey Monkey Wobbly on his feet
Drunkey Monkey Fally out of tree

He shaves his head into a bright red Mohawk
Got a nose ring he likes to sport
Smokes cigars like they're out of fashion
And pranking school kids is his passion

He rocks out to AC/DC
Sings into the bottle just like me
We scream out those songs they sung
And he dances just like Angus Young

Drunkey Monkey Dancey to that sound
Drunkey Monkey Acty like a clown
Drunkey Monkey  Spinnie on the ground
Drunkey Monkey Rolly all around

I bought him a See-saw and a brand new Swing
He loves to play on  Playground things
He uses them whilst he's drinking Rum
He winks at me, and sticks up his Thumb

He's a cute fellow,  got big brown eyes
They light right-up when I buy him pies
He throws them at the old folks next door
Then I have to go and buy him more

Drunkey Monkey Drinky all my beer
Drunkey Monkey Layie on his ear
Drunkey Monkey Wobbly on his feet
Drunkey Monkey Fally out of tree

He really smells but he's quite cuddly
And he is a great drinking buddy
At the bar he can hold his own
But his actions, I can't condone

The Locals love it  when I bring him down
They buy him  all his rounds
He plays poker by using his feet
That cheeky ape really loves to cheat

Drunkey Monkey Dancey to that sound
Drunkey Monkey Acty like a clown
Drunkey Monkey Spinnie on the ground
Drunkey Monkey Rolly all around

Right now he's at the tattoo parlour
Getting inked of his girl, Impala
The two are dating on the Internet
They met through  an online vet

He sticks his middle finger up at me
Then shows me  his big smiley teeth
So I kick him right up the arse
Then we wrestle on the soft green grass

Drunkey Monkey Drinky all my beer
Drunkey Monkey Layie on his ear
Drunkey Monkey Wobbly on his feet
Drunkey Monkey Fally out of tree

Drunkey Monkey
Drunkey Monkey
Drunkey Monkey

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