Country as Fuck

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Paul Cauthen

Paul Mark Cauthen (born in 1986) is a singer-songwriter from East Texas. He started his music career in an Americana/indie folk rock duo called Sons of Fathers, before turning solo. He has released two albums and an EP as a solo artist, the most recent being Room 41 released in September 2019. more »

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I'm a shade tree mechanic 
Got a one-ton truck
I drink a 30-pack a day 
Cause I'm country as f*ck 
Call me Lil Nas
Call Me Tim McGraw 
Not a moment too soon 
I had horses in the stall

I go to Piggly Wiggly
Call out on my CB
Steal a VCR n jimmy-rig it to my TV
Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit
I was two years old when I shot my first rabbit

Only got one hat
If you touch it then you die
Unless you're blonde, you can dance
And cinch a hogtie
Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit damn son
If I don't catch a check I'm gonna sell my wife's gun

'Cause I'm country
Livin' it up
So dang country
You ain't country enough 
Make my own definition 
Beat the system
'Bout to start a new religion 
Call it Country
Country as F*ck

NASCAR, dive bar, fireworks, guitar
Riding mower, landowner, 83 Texoma
I was driving tractors before it got sexy 
Real cowboys don't rock to Kenny Chesney

Catfishin', skinny dippin', bonfires, big tires
Willie Nelson, candy meltin' summer sun, shootin' guns 
Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit
I ain't gotta sell my soul
If I want it then I grab it

Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit damn son
I'm about to cash a check buy a Yeti from a plug

I'm country
Livin' it up
So dang country
You ain't country enough 
Make my own definition 
Beat the system
'Bout to start a new religion 
Call it Country
Country as F*ck

I'm country as f*ck
I make my own definition
Start a new religion
Beat the system
Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit
If you bump into me 
I'ma always say sorry

Candy-painted Harley
Beer pong at the party
All the girls are wild
Yeah, country girls are naughty
Hot dog holly golly dagnabbit damn son

I'm country
Livin' it up
So dang country
You ain't country enough 
Make my own definition 
Beat the system
'Bout to start a new religion 
Call it Country

I'm country 
Country as f*ck

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