The Chicken Song

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Dominic Frisby

Dominic Frisby (born September 1969) is a British author, comedian and voice actor. He is best known as co-host of television programme Money Pit. more »

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When something's pissing you right off
And it's left you vexed and blue
Down in the dumps morose and sad
And there's nothing you can do
Some arsehole's gone and spoilt your day
Some bad news just came through
Look to our friend the chicken
She'll show you want to do

She goes
A buck, buck, buck, buck, buck buck off
A buck, buck, buck, buck off
I said buck buck buck buck buck buck off
A buck buck buck buck off
Buck off

Life is god damned hard for chickens
Poor defenceless creature
Foxes, dogs, even you
Everything's trying to eat her
Then every day an egg to lay
That tears her arse asunder
How does she deal with it all
She swears like bloody thunder

She goes
A buck, buck, buck, buck, buck buck off
A buck, buck, buck, buck off
I said a buck buck buck buck buck buck off
A buck buck buck buck off
Buck off buck buck buck buck off
Buck off buck buck buck buck off
Buck off buck buck buck buck off
Yeah

Don't know what to do or say
You really can't decide
I have got the answer for you
Let the chicken be your guide

What do you say when when somebody else got the gig 
You were really hoping to get 
Because they fit the brand better than you? Buck off
Or when some arsehole's on the telly's talking shit? Buck off
Or to the person that keeps passive aggressively cc-ing you on emails 
You have no interest in reading? Buck off
Or to all the people doing better than you at life? Buck off
Or to you ex who keeps keeps writing nasty comments 
On your social media at 2.47 in the morning
Then accidentally sends photos of her with someone else
Then wants to go out for a drink with you to talk things over 
And then tries to sleep with you? Buck off

Your mum won't want you swearing
It may well upset her
Get her to channel her inner hen
You'll both feel so much better
This life of persecution
Paranoia and dismay
How does the hen deal with it all
She mutters this all day

She goes
A buck, buck, buck, buck, buck buck off
A buck, buck, buck, buck off
I said buck buck buck buck buck buck off
A buck buck buck buck off
Buck off buck buck buck buck off
Buck off buck buck buck buck off
Buck off Yeah

The chicken never wins
This sad defenceless bird
Always dies there at the end
But who gets the last word

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