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What do you have today?
Did someone's goldfish die 
Is her new boyfriend gay?
Someone hates democrats
She hates republicans
He bought an SUV
He broke her iPhone three
Oh happy birthday
Although it's two days late
I'm not online as much
Get a life for goodness sake
Hey, look who's talking
You're tweeting cat videos
I mean that older one
Of a Manx chasing Cheerios
Somebody hates war
Someone hates Microsoft
They love their BFF's
Don't spoil that movie plot
It's four in the morning
That dude needs attention
He's sharing recipes
Trying to feel that he has friends
Some jerk in traffic
Is caught on a camera phone
And there's a loner
Who's posting home alone
A Chinese four year old
Is playing Beethoven
Meanwhile a hurricane
And a quote from Sarah Palin
Someone acts spiritual
Someone's a socialite
Someone's an activist
Someone got a sweet new bike
I hate your vacation
I hope you're throwing up
But you look so happy
With that bitch that you up
With at that summer camp
When I had those braces
But you would not kiss me
Don't post your delicious pizza
It's past my bedtime
And I've got the munchies
But I won't tell you why
Ok, it's because I am stoned
Say say o pray for me
I fell and broke my leg
And then my grandma died
And there's that hurricane
Again that's the twelfth time
I've seen that video
And I use auto play
It's starting to freak me out
Read my weird poetry
And my weird artwork too
Does anyone understand me?
Don't tell me how to poo
Don't tell me how to think
Don't tell me how to vote
But most of you agree with me
Oh I don't care just go
And post your ignorance
You're showing your real name
Reveal your arrogance
Please get a new screen name
Don't post my old pics  
Of when I looked like a twig
And when big hair was in
That's real that's not a wig
I'll take your survey
Although it's just a scam
I gave them my info
Why did you fall for that?
Don't share that sponsored post
Or I'll unfollow you
You're such an idiot
Where the hell did I meet you?
You're friends with Shawna
And she is popular
I'll keep you as a friend
Forevermore!

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