Puppy Pickaxe Brain Removal

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Grabbing the puppy by its snout
The time has come to commence ultracranial cruelty
Forcing my fingers down its mouth
I unzip my jean shorts and reveal my monumental member

Month old peanut butter lures the canine to my balls
Mixed with blood of other dogs and putrid smegma
Jagged plaque infested teeth make gashes in my shaft
Suddenly, I have a great idea

I rummage through the garage in search of a tool perfect for scraping the brain from its skull
With each tug of my pickaxe its howls grow fainter
Mucous soaked membranes stripped raw and consumed as my bleeding penis starts to bubble and ooze

Feces inexplicably is everywhere

Plugging in my new crock pot
I chop up vegetables and sautée them in garlic
Cook the worthless asshole
Dismembering brutal onslaught
Necrotizing dog meat grey matter chowder

Break its arms
Tiny baby doggie
Experience pain indescribable
Reign of torrential horror
Indescribable mental anguish
Hot car, windows up, direct sunlight
Its misery cause my true delight
Suffocate inside Chevrolet 'til dead of night
No pulse in sight
The time is right
Break its legs
The canine form was made in the image of man's most pathetic failure

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