Hansel & Gretel – Wonderful (feat. Helen Petrovna & David Barrett)
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Do you remember? Like a distant dream Life was so wonderful Before you kids Married life was oh so wonderful Now it's the pits We did everything We did everything We did everything That we could ever want to do Without kids always here Yes dear Wonderful I miss the sex Oh my God, the sex was wonderful It was complex We would fornicate We would fornicate We would fornicate On every single surface in here Go on tell them Yes dear It was great When your mother would Tickle my eggs We would copulate on the Countertop count we went Up and down And up And up and down and up And our uglies bumped by the Wall over there and right here And there And there And everywhere Oh, how we'd sleep through the night And get drunk every day Before you came our way Why did we ever have kids in the first place I really can't say Wonderful To diddle in and out in and out It was wonderful To fiddle all around the house You can't add Or subtract You are useless in fact You can't lift heavy things 'Cause it might hurt your back And you puke and drool And love going to school And you smell really bad And you're not very cool Sure you clean and you cook But the years that you took All our pleasure and fun Whenst hath now is forsook Once upon a time, we had thirst But now that's all reversed There is no time for us Having kids made life worse Wonderful Hashtag so blessed It was wonderful Now we're a mess Mother, I need this Father, I need that Always with the hungry, cold, and tired crap And now nothing is wonderful And that's a fact Nothing's wonderful Hashtag throwback Never had a care Never had a care Never had a care but now we have to Care about caring So carefree our life was once Wonderful My corn was shucked Life before the kids was wonderful But now it's fucked We would screw the day We would screw the day We would screw the day Away and it was wonderful It was funderful Shagged a tonderful Even laughed at these puns It was punderful You mean wonderful I mean wonderful It was wonderful Now it's all bullshit
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