Holly the Jolly (Prostitute) (feat. Michael Currigan)
Evan M.
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Holly the Jolly Christmas Hoe She's gotta do a lot more than kiss under the mistletoe Oh Holly the Jolly She's the Christmas Hoe, don't you know Bearing gifts for the lonely studs and bro's Watching your Christmas list grow She's Holy and Noggy Got her own knit stocking Give her gracious expense Take her off the street walking She's horny and knocking Here there's no dick blocking You're craving a bit more She's a holiday whore! Ooh oh Holly the Jolly The happiest Christmas Hoe Ooh oh Holly the Jolly The prettiest Christmas Hoe Ooh oh Holly the Jolly She's a gracious Christmas Hoe But she's not the only hoe No such life for a lonely hoe Now to introduce to you And tell tale of what they'll do There's Stocking, she'll let ya stuff her And Merry, she'll pop your cherry Jolly Saint Nick's got a great big dick And Mistletoe will give you head But there's reasons why they don't quite cut it Why they fall short, only adequate Cause Stocking's already been stuffed And Merry is just too hairy Jolly Saint Nick's belly's just too thick And Mistletoe has aids Oh but you; Holly She's pretty and naughty Got her own crowd knocking Take her gracious gifts Give her a whole night's stuffing She's horny and talking Here there's no dick blocking She's craving a bit more She's the holiday whore! Ooh oh Holly the Jolly The jovial Christmas Hoe Ooh oh Holly the Jolly The loveliest Christmas Hoe Ooh oh Holly the Jolly She's a caring Christmas Hoe Oh Holly the Jolly Big pay for a man in suit But too young to go, so much to do A hole in her heart has been broken through Taken down the bad end of town Too trustful of her customer Her greatest traits have brought her down Betrayed by her love Holly; oh my Jolly You good old fashioned hoe Taken from us too early, the end you'll never know But the few left to remember you In them, you'll carry on Their lewd and horny memories Will remind them of your blow Ooh oh Holly the Jolly Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe Her body'll be doing a lot more than rotting at the end of the river flow Oh Holly the Jolly The raunchiest Christmas Hoe Ooh oh Holly the Jolly The sexiest Christmas Hoe Ooh oh Holly the Jolly She's a missed and treasured hoe Ooh oh Holly the Jolly The historic Christmas Hoe Ooh oh Holly the Jolly The greatest Christmas Hoe Ooh oh Holly the Jolly You'll be missed more than you know
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