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Uncle Nard

Uncle Nard is a musical artist known for his unique blend of R&B, hip-hop, and soul. His smooth vocals and introspective lyrics captivate listeners, while his innovative production style sets him apart from other artists in the genre. Uncle Nard's music explores themes of love, self-reflection, and personal growth, resonating with a wide audience. With his distinctive sound and heartfelt performances, Uncle Nard continues to make waves in the music industry. more »

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Marijuana Music
Bob your head to it
When you consume it
Tune in and abuse it
Inhale exhale
Now yell love that smell

Uncle Nard aiming at the Aunties
Calculating to catch a cougar from the front seat
Passport in hand Island hopping
Tal-Kin Trees The Ship oh look who's driving

All mighty Jah is my Guide no two timing
Nevermind me im just vibing
GeTO GEk beats bumping through my I.V.
Apparel by Jimi Hack and thats Jimmie Hackley
And you can say what you want because im on one
Swinging low is how my balls hung
You have to lick it, before you stick it
You're giggling, im with it and sung

When my tongue
Start to licking
On your kitty you'll be saying ohh
Wanting me to be your boo
You do, You do, it's true
An even swap ain't no swindle
So hub buh bub on my nuts
Go Head Start to licking
Just kissing the tip will never do
If you haven't heard i'm telling you
It's Not Cool, Not Cool, Not Cool
Don't take it personally T-Pain its just a robbery

Jim Bowie was my Daddy
He was Son of Clidal Hackley
But to me she was Granda Ma Nannie
Only child, yet she birthed a big family
And Duval County where I come from
let me tell ya you dont want none
Dont throw no stones at the band trying to act dumb
Be warned the sticks and drums go rump pa pa pum

Now watch a real nigga boogie
Auntie trying to get to me
Advertising her goodies
Unwrapping her cookies
Shoving and pushing
Naturally looking it already cooking (Express Delivery) of

Dingaling Dinner
Dingaling Dinner
Ladies Run for it Run
No switching up Bruce Jenner
Serving all you can eat
Just Tip by making me skeet

Dingaling Dinner
Dingaling Dinner
Dingaling Dinner
Dingaling Dinner
Serving All you can eat
Just tip by making me skeet

Oh you surprised at this side of Uncle Nard
Well this is what happens after dark
True I was born out of Cleveland Arms
Grew from my dirt done in Whispering Palms
Now you ca act shy if you want ta
We both know you a bedroom monster
Butt naked living room on the sofa
Clean kitchen so finger licking on your cho cha
And making your legs shake like im supposed ta
And Lil Daddy standing tall like a soldier
Legs open looking forward to explore ya
My best stroke from Duval to California Serving Up

Dingaling Dinner
Dingaling Dinner
Dingaling Dinner
Dingaling Dinner
Serving up All you can eat
Just tip by making me skeet

Hold upSlip my thumb in her butt (for what)
To intensify her nutt
At first I thought it was a joke
When she placed my hand around her throat
Then told to lightly choke as I deep stroke
While rocking her boat But I aint trying to go to court
So I grabbed her by the hair
Slapped her on the derrière
Held both legs in the air
While he was sitting on a high chair
And gave her

Dingaling Dinner
Dingaling Dinner
Dingaling Dinner
Dingaling Dinner
Serving All you can eat
Just tip by making me skeet

Now You can act shy if you want to
But i'm a real life Cookie Monster
Now You can act shy if you want to
But i'm a real life Cookie Monster
Now You can act shy if you want to
But i'm a real life Cookie Monster
Now You can act shy if you want to
But i'm a real life Cookie Monster

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