Unicorn Sandwich

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Michael Winger

Michael Winger (born 1980) is the general manager of the Los Angeles Clippers since August 2017. more »

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Legend has it that
The unicorn 
Has special magic powers
In the enchanted forest
We’re going hunting for it
So we can make it a sandwich

Makin' a sandwich out of the last unicorn on the planet
Makin' a sandwich, makin' a sandwich out of 
U. N. I. C. O. R. N. - killin' and killin' and killin' again
U. N. I. C. O. R. N. - killin' and killin' and killin' again

Give me three more wishes
That magic’s so delicious
It makes me crap out a rainbow
Oh you mythical creature
How I want to eat you
and turn you into a sandwich

Makin' a sandwich out of the last unicorn on the planet
Makin' a sandwich, makin' a sandwich out of 
U. N. I. C. O. R. N. - killin' and killin' and killin' again
U. N. I. C. O. R. N. - killin' and killin' and killin' again

Our good friend Santa Claus handed us a chain saw
Just for the butchering of anything we came across
That wasn’t a reindeer or wasn’t an elf
Those mythical creatures can all go to hell
Unicorn, unicorn, make me a uniform
Out of unicorn hide, hoping it will look nice
Wanna wear their skin, make me look so thin
Eatin raw meat that’s been treated with hormones and vitamins
Suckin on the breasts and Nibblin thighs
It tastes so good when a unicorn dies
Tastes so good when a unicorn dies
Tastes so good. Tastes so good. 
Tastes so good.

Makin' a sandwich out of the last unicorn on the planet
Makin' a sandwich, makin' a sandwich out of 
U. N. I. C. O. R. N. - killin' and killin' and killin' again
U. N. I. C. O. R. N. - killin' and killin' and killin' again

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