Cracker Rapper

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I’m an old white dude they say I’m a Cracker but deep inside I’m really like a Rapper, I live in Florida where it’s real real hot but I can do the moon walk with my cortisone shot. I’m losing my hair, got pain everywhere, but I go to the gym and I try to stay slim I’m a Rapper, the Cracker Rapper.
I forget where I’m going and what I’m gonna do sometimes I forget to Velcro’s my shoes, I got hearing aids and dentures with glue, if your messin with me I’ll be coming after you I’m a Rapper the Cracker Rapper.
Here we go.  (Solo)
I got a cell phone IPad and a Facebook page, I’m texting and I’m tweeting at this old age but I really miss the friendships of the days gone by when you walk to there house and you just say hi, I’m a Rapper the Cracker Rapper. 
On the bright side of things I got a wedding ring, she’s a fine Latina we be cruising in my Bimmer, we got loud pipes, racing fuel a JB4, if I step on the gas you’ll be flying out the door. We go smoke we got fire we got squealing tires, I be drifting down the road people jumping out the way and that’s the kind of thing that makes me say I’m a Rapper, the Cracker Rapper.

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