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Introducing the new F 757 pick up truck it runs on dairy
Dairy that we've been pouring down the drain
Because nobody fucking wants to drink that shit anymore
But hey we got to keep our dairy farmers going
Keep that American tradition alive
The American tradition of artificial insemination
You drive this thing you'll feel the power
You drive this thing you'll get your dick sucked every hour by the hour
It's military tough
Like sex that's rough
It kills
Don't worry you'll probably just get probation
So I'm asking every man in the nation
Are you really a man
If your truck can't survive a tactical nuclear explosion
And believe me when I say this truck is a godsend
Because I speak to him every night in bed
He whispers holy thoughts in my head
Like what if I mounted a missile launcher in the bed of my truck
I bet they would f*ck shit up
And god he would totally love that shit
So you better hurry quick
Your manhood is under attack
So you better get behind the dash
Of the F 757
This baby going straight to 11
Straight to 11
And believe me when I say this truck is a godsend
Because I speak to him every night in bed

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