Captains Courageous
Archer TLW
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Time for rum and some pirate songs Oh captain my captain! Whitman turning in his grave As he hear this Crazy mad rhymes slap Last captain William's now In never land for real lads So let's go find him And drink some with Peter Pan Will that green fairy also be there? Bitch I'm not talking Tinkerbell I mean the smell of Neat absinthe man Make my fly with some shots Of that real sweet stuff, kids I want none of that dust shit Unless is free y'all Greedy as f*ck like Simbad I'm a pirate motherfucker I ain't Pithias I never simp bad You can have Marina I'll keep the gold And once I got the bag for sure She will be back Yeah I'm relaxed But please dont make me clap back Else Captain K'nuckles Will be throwing hands at y'all You ain't no leader Don't make me laugh FlapJack Cut that wack vibe Or I'll pull up the gun Bang Bang! You the kind to take knives To a sword fight I'm used to be stabed with three scars All survived Take your chance to stab the goat lad But miss yo' try and I'll butch yo' ass In Roronoa style Please don't cry We don't like that kinda shit We men, don't weep No one cares 'bout how you feel Walk the plank if you can't provide And go with The thousonds of screams Under water that nobody hears Plenty of fish in the sea Twenty-nine hundred caught captain But lose your head if a mermaid Gets caught up Eric! Take care of her Before she crash our craft God Eris is taking our ship Against the fucking rocks Tough maybe I like the godess song the lightnings Storm, drugs, and war Like a real ass vicking Lothbrok musta be My damn last name The son of Ragnar-rocking This black flag ship Talking 'bout pirates! Where the f*ck is Jack? -I'm sorry to tell you captain But he died of a Heart attack! Damn, wasn't it Warner and his wife? -Yeah... The first banned him And the second's still in Aquaman At times I wish that mermaid Never got her voice back That Triton kept her dumbass Under the sea Locked up! Y'all know that Devils got A pointy trident like her father, And killing pirates Is her favourite pasttime kind of Funny how they deal With this scandals and rumbles Shit candelabrums Are all shaking on my cabin Cannons firing! Shit there musta be a battle And here Im writing 'Bout dismantling a couple's lawsuit So fight untill you lose for your life And your dying freedom This seas are dangerous We're always under siege now Fight for your loose ego For our ship to never sink rogues The minute we cant sing 'bout shit is here y'all Are yo ready kids!? Ready to duck the ship And raid a fucking village clean Get tattoos from a lover And a pockmark from a bitch Then leave the port in the morning To compose a song of it Celebrate our booty and gold Because yolo Don't share yo coin With that wench my man No, no! Girls that want y'all to find Pearls in her bikini bottom Suck it like spongebob eats choco Tell me Im wrong yo Other sailors say Im loco Blame me Crazy but not senseless Like Monkey D Luffy maybe The pirate king The seven seas obey me I'm 'bout to be the biggest bounty By the time the rest will get me That's the death wish of pirate, To be the greatest treasure Other rapers will go after And by the hour that You find my galley motherfuckers I will be dead already But inmortal like these waters
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