Maybe I'm Crazy
D. Harms
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I'm crazy I wake up ready to go Offended ready to throw I need a yes or a no Are you a friend or a foe 'Cause everybody I know It's going out of control Or maybe I'm crazy Skip to my lou I'll get right to it The constitution Is a monster bruising All the outside entities That want to move in and abuse us Until it saves The state local and federal government May be a few cents The SOG identity Took a pee on the bill of rights Pursuing in suing people Killing a mic Instead of letting stupid people Just be stupid I should have the freedom To be stupid If you think I'm stupid right Now the federal Communication Commission employees Are taking coronations And pooping on what you're saying By muting your stories On Facebook for instance I'm just saying Or maybe I am crazy I wake up ready to go Offended ready to throw I need a yes or a no Are you a friend or a foe 'Cause everybody I know It's going out of control Or maybe I'm crazy Everyone seems really mad at me It's driving me batty Every day's a catastrophe Everybody is after me What the hell Are they laughing at me Going back-and-forth While they're chatting I'm crazy Too many people stockpiling ammo Watching walking dead and Rambo Plus that CNN or Fox propaganda Some of them spend 100 grand On building a bunker under land For when we lose the power grid To hunker down when they feel panicked The zombie Apocalypse Is eclipsed by the government They're drugging them And keeping them hooked On all this other shit From the mothership That's ran by the Federal Drug Admin And the runners are the doctors Who keep the money coming in Now their livers are broke But natural therapy's a hoax Keep 'em popping pills So they have a glimmer of hope They get the kids diagnosed Keep 'em doped But if you ask them They will tell you I'm crazy I wake up ready to go Offended ready to throw I need a yes or a no Are you a friend or a foe 'Cause everybody I know It's going out of control Or maybe I'm crazy Everyone seems really mad at me It's driving me batty Every day's a catastrophe Everybody is after me What the hell Are they laughing at me Going back-and-forth While they're chatting I'm crazy In one of my songs called Virus M I mention mandates But now we're talking about Mask mandates In some other states You can walk Through the convenience store Showing your bear cakes Just cover your damn face And don't even think for a second A stealing anything from that shelf Oh never mind The police precincts are shut down Now they're moving to Florida For minimal pay but that's OK 'Cause they may get a $5000 bonus So hey So safety first In case you live in one of those states Where legislators Don't care if they break in your place 'Cause they may hurt you Shoot a burglar in the face for certain I'm crazy I wake up ready to go Offended ready to throw I need a yes or a no Are you a friend or a foe 'Cause everybody I know It's going out of control Or maybe I'm crazy Everyone seems really mad at me It's driving me batty Every day's a catastrophe Everybody is after me What the hell Are they laughing at me Going back-and-forth While they're chatting I'm crazy Music... Maybe I'm crazy Music... Maybe I'm crazy Everybody else is crazy
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