Brotherhood of the Not Very Well Endowed
TurtleFrogMan
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We were down in the basement, Her parents had left and we had our big chance My hands had optimal placement I had one up her bra, the other was down in her pants Her friend was down there with us, she was partially concealed Behind this ugly basement wall that stood between us I pulled off my trendy blue jeans and my manhood was revealed And her friend starting laughing at the size of my penis She spread the word around high school and told others About this physical trait of which I'm not proud And It was then that I joined my current band of brothers As its often said, misery loves a crowd I joined the brotherhood of the not very well endowed this was quite traumatizing Its no wonder I didn't seek bridges from off which to jump I grew obsessed with my sizing I wanted the trunk of the tree but god gave me the stump I tied fishing weights around it, to try and stretch it out some I subjected it to gravitational forces But this gave me painful stretch marks, which was not the desired outcome I even tried those pills that hall of fame NFL coach jimmy Johnson endorses Women say "size doesn't matter, good sex is mental" They're not impressed by the size, they're not easily wowed But I don't believe them, I think that they're very judgmental And When I was with women, I covered myself in a shroud I've joined the brotherhood of the not very well endowed Its simply genetics, I was given this organ at birth It seems kinda silly to spend some much energy hidin' it They say the length isn't very important, what's important is really the girth There's a surgery now you can have if you're eager to widen it With old age, I've grown quite mellow It helps that my wife is my love, pride and joy She seems to like my little fellow She pats it on its head like a good little boy I'm still not satisfied with the length of my plumbing I still wish I was the size of a log But you have to learn to live in spite of your shortcoming Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog Being Married to my wife is the ultimate prize Till death do us part we both solemnly vowed So she can't trade me in for a much larger size And having affairs is of course not allowed I'm in the brotherhood of the not very well endowed
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