The Size of Whales

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Plastic Jeezus

Plastic Jeezus is a contemporary musical artist known for their fusion of various genres, incorporating elements of rock, electronic, and indie pop into their music. They are recognized for their catchy melodies, introspective lyrics, and energetic performances. more »

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I bought my son a pet giraffe
I thought it would be fun
Yeah, a bit of a laugh
And when we bought it
It was fairly tall
Now that motherfucker's
Seventeen feet tall
I bought my son a pet giraffe

I bought my son a pet crocodile
According to some
That's a bad gift for a child
But in the end
It turned out OK
'Cos it ate the giraffe
Then it scampered away
I bought my son a pet crocodile

And I have no regrets
When it comes to the purchase of these pets
Yeah, that's just what you get
When you've had a few glasses of wine
And then go shopping on the Internet

I bought my son a pet blue whale
He's always wanted one
And - well - it was in the sale
But as pets go
This one really sucked
'Cos now the house smells funny
And the fish tank's fucked
I bought my son a pet blue whale

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