Horse's Arse

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Plastic Jeezus

Plastic Jeezus is a contemporary musical artist known for their fusion of various genres, incorporating elements of rock, electronic, and indie pop into their music. They are recognized for their catchy melodies, introspective lyrics, and energetic performances. more »

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I got my hand stuck in a horse's arse
I was running when I tripped and fell
And I lost the egg and I lost the spoon
And I lost the race as well
Now I'm stood here by that horse's arse
Waiting impatiently
For the horse to guff
And release my stuff
As I need the spoon to stir my tea

I got my foot stuck in a horse's arse
I was practicing my tai chi in the barn
And I lost my sock and I lost my shoe
And I lost my inner calm
Now I'm stood here waiting by the horse's arse
For a stupid amount of time
For my sock and shoe
In a horse's poo
But the horse said "Now they're mine!"

(Alright! Walk me to the glue factory, etc.)

I got my head stuck in a horse's arse
It's an incident I'm trying to forget
For I lost my brand new spectacles
And I lost my career as a vet
Now I'm stood here by that horse's arse
My day isn't going as I planned
For I have to wait
For my equine mate
To plop my varifocals in my hand

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