The Fortune Teller

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Plastic Jeezus is a contemporary musical artist known for their fusion of various genres, incorporating elements of rock, electronic, and indie pop into their music. They are recognized for their catchy melodies, introspective lyrics, and energetic performances. more »

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Now Carol chose the tarot card
The seven of swords
I said "That means you're gonna be
The victim of a fraud"
And I was right, as always
Though that wasn't too hard
Cos when she paid me I just cloned her credit card

Cos I'm the fortune teller
I can predict your future
I never fail
I guarantee
100 percent accuracy

So I read Billy's tealeaves
And I told him things looked bleak
I said "You will be dead by the end of the week"
But Billy was a cynic
And he doubted me
But Billy didn't know about the arsenic in his tea

Cos I'm the fortune teller
I can predict your future
I never fail
I guarantee
100 percent accuracy

Sally came to see me
So I could read her palm
I said "Beware, it says right there you're gonna come to harm"
She said I was a liar
And that it was nonsense, but
She won't get far in her stupid car with the brake cables cut

Cos I'm the fortune teller
I can predict your future
I never fail
I guarantee
100 percent accuracy

I am the fortune teller
I can predict your future
I never fail
I guarantee
100 percent accuracy

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