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Big Max

Big Max is a large variety of pumpkin of the species Cucurbita maxima that can exceed 100 pounds (45 kg) and 20 in (510 mm) in diameter under ideal growing conditions. They are often bright orange in color, with fine-grained, yellow-orange flesh. The skin, deeply ribbed and slightly roughened, can grow to be 3 to 4 in (76 to 102 mm) thick, making them favorable for storage. The flesh has been described as good for canning and freezing. However, their size often makes utilizing them for culinary uses cumbersome, and they lack the flavor and texture present in smaller pumpkin varieties.The variety was hybridized for its size during the early 1960s. Specimens as large as 300 pounds have been grown. Individual fruits are round to slightly flattened.Best planted b… more »

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Like to think of similar things to
Penguins
Its sad. Fancy Birds with shit wings
Give them some fish and then
Bake some weed in

That's how you get penguins to fly high again

I'm a natural philanthropist
lover of mammals its
Cause anything with tits is just so glamorous

Watch me search the whole planet without any plans
Apart from bedding every good woman or man

Or enby
Relentlessly cause envy
If thats why you're weird please then just tell me
Dont get pissy and be aloof around me
Its kinda hard to relax surrounded by frowns, please
Just
Try and get a grip
You think this bad? Just my lyrical tip
Not halfway in
About to flip shit
Hold on to your hats. Its about to get sick
*coughing*
Dont worry. Got a negative test
But i tested positive for being the best
Im sorry. That sucked, but the rhyme was there
Take it or leave it  but i wont share!

I'm
Just
Kidding

I'm A Socialist
for a
reason

Its so
I can make shit
And not have to worry
About stealing

Cause no property means
My life doesn't rely on evens

I meant odds
A message from the gods
Ill be there soon, wont wait for too long
Just you wait
By the end of the song
You'll see where i'm coming from

Maybe hopefully but holy f*ck
You know which part of this fucking sucks
The part where you wait with no luck
And you just have to sit and stare
But i've had enough

F*ck it. I'm done
Not with music
But i've finally had it. I'm going to do it
Put my head through the wall. Become more stupid
If it can can be done, but my songs wont get dumb

Because they cant
I love my dumbass bars
Its dummy shit
that's how you know its my mix
If i enjoy that's all that there is

Yeah. this is the part of the song
Where usually some honest shit gets sung
I typically talk about whats going on with
Insecurities
And talk about all the shit that's wrong with me

But right now? I'm chilling
Relaxed, happy, grinning
Anyone with a second opinion
Should slit their throat, then say their sentence

Dumbass, shush
Slow down

You dont have to act
So proud

Youre insecure as shit
We know now

When you start panic and
Lose your control now

Shut up, relax. Sit
Take 5 minutes to think about what you did

Next time think before you say shit
Putting others down because you're embarrassed

Its funny, really, you know that's the reason
Why nobody likes you and they think you're shit
Its because there's a certain weakness
When you get angry and all in a rage, its

Its Pretty funny
To watch you lose your cool
Yet another.
Malfunctioned power tool

I Know you hate me
You know that's nothing new
I just wanted to deliver a final f*ck you

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