Dicknose Donald
Cardboardi B
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What the hell in John Mellancamp's godfersaken name did he just say about the President of MY country?! Time to exercise my second amendment right, YEE YEE! Exercise your second? Try exercising your body instead Get that beer gut out my face before I turn your neck red Take my machete and give you a fuckin' thwap Stupid ass dipshits with your Republican crap I'll exercise my first, it's the right to free speech And I'll speak ill of the president as long as he breathes Hell probably long after he's rotting in his grave After reeling for hours from bleach injected in his veins It's insane to support a president who's plain fuckin' stupid He would try to build a house without a motherfucking blueprint Now he's leading a powerhouse country in the world Full of dipshit followers shouting out their support He's a world class idiot, with a dick like a shroom 'Cause you'd have to be tripping to fuckin' f*ck this dude Leggo of his ego, 'cause he's a sensitive dick He can't handle name-calling when directed at him He's Dicknose Donald And he's the fucking president Disregarding science With sidekick, slick dick Pence Tearin' down morality And buildin' up a wall I'll be sittin' here waitin' For his fuckin' downfall Watching him my brain ain't the only thing hurtin' His thumbs are bright red from the Tweets he's been spurtin' In the tirades of a toddler with sentences as educated Dicky tweets as frequently as he's probably masturbated There's no way without money that fuckin' dick would get laid Unless it's Mitch McConnell or they're being very well-paid It's a shame such a douche has so much goddamn power I pray for the day that he fucking slips in the fucking shower If an eggplant could talk, we'd have a better conversation The fact this guy can form a sentence is really fuckin' amazin' Granted they're full of hate and filled with misinformation Guiding the country to it's own self-elimination Saw a fake article about a 73 IQ That's fake news, it's actually a square 62 This dude hasn't a clue of what the f*ck to fucking do To both aid the economy and contain a deadly "flu" He's Dicknose Donald And he's the fucking president Disregarding science With sidekick, slick dick Pence Tearin' down morality And buildin' up a wall I'll be sittin' here waitin' For his fuckin' downfall Yo I'm fed up with the bullshit, this has lasted too long I'm done photoshopping his face to have a nasal dong I'll fuckin' rip this guy 'til the fuckin' day that I die Ride the riptide of lines until they bury his hide That's not a death threat, that's not what I suggest But there's no fucking question he's a motherfucking pest Infesting the rest of the nest like a termite on a quest Taking in what he says is at best hard to digest He's leaves my insides burning like bad indigestion Everything he does and says just leaves me to question How bad his daddy and mommy treated him as a kid That he turned out to be such an insufferable dick? He's a bigger prick than the one in Sleeping Beauty's plotline I hope he fuckin' hears this shit as I strand together rhymes Batterin' him like I'm cookin' a motherfuckin' cake As he long as he's in charge, I'll slap a dick on his face Motherfucker
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