The Zeitbeast

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Frank Turner (born 28 December 1981) is an Englishfolk/punk singer-songwriter from Meonstoke, Winchester. Initially the vocalist of post-hardcore band Million Dead, Turner embarked upon a primarily acoustic-based solo career following the band's split in 2005. To date, Turner has released four solo albums, two rarities compilation albums and four EPs. Turner began recording for his new album England Keep My Bones, in January 2011. It was released on 6 June 2011 in the UK, and 7 June 2011 worldwide. more »

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Are you sitting comfortably? Let me tell you all a story
About a friendly little creature called the Zeitbeast
He's like a tiny cow, with the temperament of a dog
And the nervous roving eyes of an artiste
Some say he's from the Delta, or that he belonged to Frank Sinatra
Or maybe Miles Davis, though he was into cats
All I know for certain is that he ended up with Elvis
And that wherever that beast lays, that's where it's at

He's the Zeitbeast
If you try to pet him too hard then the Zeitbeast will run away
He's the Zeitbeast
But if you're gentle, open and relaxed the Zeitbeast will likely stay

Regardless of where he's from, where he's headed is the question
That should exercise the curious, cultured mind
Because wherever he ends up, he's at the centre of a certain kind of circle
Which I'll try here to define
You see the Zeitbeast doesn't hang out with the cool kids
The cool kids always try and hang with him
He likes the taste of new ideas and the smell of those who mean it
And the kind of people the cool kids don't let in

He's the Zeitbeast
If you try to pet him too hard then the Zeitbeast will run away
He's the Zeitbeast
But if you're gentle, open and relaxed the Zeitbeast will likely stay

So he was snuffling 'round Sunset in the sixties
Until the scenesters scared him off to London Town
He hung out at the Marquee with Hendrix and the Yardbirds
While all that heavy shit was going down
The seventies found him stuck in CBGBs
Until he snuck uptown to Studio 54
And later, back up in Manchester
In the midst of that loving second summer
Folks said they saw him sniffing around the Hacienda's back door
(Ba ba, ba ba) and he'll be sniffing around for evermore (ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba)

So where's the Zeitbeast now? (ba ba, ba ba)
If you're looking you won't find him anyhow (ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba)
Here's the deal 
He's not a mascot, not your pet (ba ba)
He likes the smell of honest sweat (ba ba)
He's yet to play the clarinet (ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba)
But like an elephant he never forgets

He's the Zeitbeast (ba ba, ba ba)
If you try to pet him too hard then the Zeitbeast will run away (ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba)
He's the Zeitbeast (ba ba, ba ba)
If you're gentle, open and relaxed the Zeitbeast will likely stay (ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba)

He's the Zeitbeast (ba ba, ba ba)
He's looking for a soulmate who's not scared to bear their soul (ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba)
He's the Zeitbeast (ba ba, ba ba)
With a clear set of ideals and the Zeitbeast at your heels 
You'll find your rock and roll

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