Fart Match

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JunyTony story musical, 
The Fart Match, 
shall we start?

Once upon a time,
there lived a big farter 
in the upper village
and another in the lower village. 
What was special about their farts? 
Listen up!

(노래1)
Mr. Fart, he farts again.
It's such a strong fart. 
Poop! 
The rock's blown away.
Pop!
The boat's blown away.
Ms. Fart, she farts again.
It's such a strong fart.
Poop!
The yard's cleaned up.
Pop!
The laundry's all dry.
Whose fart is stronger? 
Let's have a fart match.
Poop, poop, poop! 
Pop, pop, pop! 
Let's have a fart match.


One day,  
Mr. Fart visited Ms. Fart's house.
Hey, kid! Where's your mother?
Mom went to the market. 
And who are you?
I am Mr. Fart, 
from the village up there.
I'm here to have a fart match
with your mom.
You will never defeat my mom. 
What? 
I'm really good at farting!
Can you show me now?
Then I'll check how strong it is.
When Mr. Fart farted, poop!
The boy was blown into the fireplace
and got stuck in the chimney. 
Pop! 
He stuck his face out of the chimney,
but he couldn't move at all.
Mom! Mom!
Sorry, kid. I'll get you out!
He put his bottom up close to it
and poop! poop! 
He farted.
The boy popped up high into the sky 
and fell in Mr. Fart's arms.
I'm sorry, kid. I'm so sorry.
Mr. Fart ran away
and Ms. Fart came back to her house.
Oh, dear! What happened to you?
"Mom, Mr. Fart from the upper village came by.
What?
When Mr. Fart was passing through 
the market, 
whoosh!
a big mortar and pestle came flying 
over to him.
He was so surprised 
and farted toward the mortar. 
Poop! 
Then it flew back.
Bad farter! 
Why did you hurt my boy?
I really didn't mean to!
No more excuses, bad farter!
All people in both villages 
came together 
to see the fart match.
And just when everyone was 
watching the match, 
Oh, no!
a big tiger ran away
with the boy in its mouth.
Ms. Farter was so surprised 
that she didn't know what to do. 
At that time, Mr. Farter shouted.
On the count of three, 
fart toward the tiger, OK?
OK!
One, two, three!

(노래2)
Tighten your tummy.
Tighten your backside.
Let's make big farts.
Tighten harder, much harder.
Poop poop pop pop! 
Again!
Poop poop pop pop!
The storm's coming, watch out!
What's that wind?
One more time. 
Toward the tiger!

Tighten your tummy.
Tighten your backside.
Let's make big farts.
Tighten harder, much harder.
Poop poop pop pop!
Again!
Poop poop pop pop!
The storm's coming, watch out!


The farts were so strong 
that the tiger and the boy soared up 
into the sky. 
And the boy came back to Ms. Fart, 
safe and sound.
My boy!
Mom!
Thank you.
You're welcome.
From that day on, 
the two farters farted in their villages.
Poop, poop!
And sometimes they farted together,
Poop! Poop!
to help other people in the villages. 

JunyTony Story Musical. 
See you again!

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