Farting Daughter-in-Law

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JunyTony story musical, 
Farting Daughter-in-Law, 
shall we start?

Once upon a time, 
there was a beautiful young woman 
who recently married into a rich family. 
Her face glowed, 
and she had the softest of hair.
My daughter-in-law's 
the prettiest woman in the whole world.
And she has a heart of gold.
You're right. She does!

But as the days went by, 
her face turned yellow 
like gouda cheese.
Dear, are you alright? 
Is something bothering you?
You don't look so well.
Ah, father. I haven't been able to fart. 
I've been holding it in this whole time.
Ha ha ha ha! 
Just let it out! 
As loud as you want!
It's just that... 
my farts can be quite loud.
That's no problem, my child. 
Let it out! Ha ha ha ha. 
Well then, 
father, mother, 
please hold onto the pillar of the house. 
And dear husband, 
please hold the gate tight.
The daughter-in-law 
tightened her lower tummy, 
and farts began to explode out of her!

(노래1)
Fart alert! 
Fart alert! 
What a powerful fart.
Lovely and shy daughter-in-law's 
super powerful fart.
Father-in-law flew up there, 
mother-in-law rolled over there.
Can't even find my husband, 
maybe he's gone missing.
Poop poop pop pop pop 
Poop poop pop pop pop
What a farty farty fuss.
Lovely and shy daughter-in-law's 
super powerful fart.


Phew, I feel so much better now.
After farting like thunder from a big storm, 
the daughter-in-law's face 
began to glow again. 
But this time, 
the family turned ashen-faced.
Holy, moly. 
If you fart one more time, 
the whole house will collapse. 
My, my. You scared us.
You can't live with us anymore. 
Pack your belongings. 
I'll walk you back to your parents' home."

The daughter-in-law 
had to leave the house. 
She and her father-in-law 
walked and walked over the hills.
Oh dear. I'm really exhausted. 
Let's take a short break here.
Yes, father.

Oh my my.
The pears look so tasty, 
and I'm really thirsty.
Father, I can pick some pears for you.
The daughter-in-law 
started to tighten her lower tummy. 
Pop! 
Rip! 
Brrrap! 
Poop! 
FART! 
The pears started to drop from the tree 
because of her thunderous fart.

We're so lucky to have 
such a talented farter like you!

(노래2)
Niliriya 
Niliriya
We're so lucky because of 
our daughter-in-law's farts.
Who cares if her fart is like a typhoon.

Niliriya 
Niliriya
We're so lucky because of 
our daughter-in-law's farts.
Who cares if her fart is like thunder.


You're welcome to return to our house. 
Let's go! 
The father-in-law brought 
the daughter-in-law back 
to his house again.
And from then on, 
the daughter-in-law lived and farted 
happily ever after with her new family.

JunyTony Story Musical. 
See you next time!

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