Nightmare on the Farm (feat. The Gold Grass)

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Drake News
We have heard reports of many people in the area dropping dead
Everybody remain calm
The Armageddon is here
Ah, what a lovely morning on my sweet farm
Good morning Jerry
Good morning
It's a great day today
It sure is, the sun's bright
We got parsnips and peas and carrots and corn
There's no more watermelons anymore
Those all dried up in last season's drought
Hey Aaron, can I till this here soil
Oh Jerry, come on over here
Why don't we talk about politics of our world
You know, I was just listening to the news
They said something about a "army-goddan" or something
Hear about that
Oh that's nothing to worry about
My buddy Kramer went through one of those
It was pretty funny
No you're right, definitely
I bet Kramer went through something exactly like that one time
Yeah I didn't watch that episode but
Alright I gotta get back to work
I gotta hoe the ground with my hoe
And I wanna say hello
To my chicken
How are you doing, Jerry Seinfeld's dearest chicken
You're his favorite, one and only
You make up all the eggs for us
You're the only one
God I sure do hope you don't get like hit by a car or something
Anyway moving on
Hey Matilda the cow, wanna make some milk for me
Alright maybe not today that's alright
Gonna go kiss the pig
Oh, Jerry
Look at your chicken, he's walking
NOOO!
I'm so sorry Jerry
Oh no, my precious chicken has been hit by a car and killed
Things are going to be rough this winter
They sure are Jerry
Oh my god, what on earth was that
I don't know
Holy crap my chicken is back from the dead
And it has friends, I need to get out of here
What don't leave me
Oh no the animals, they're burning down the farm oh no
Hahahaha, I'm a zombie now
I gotta hoe the farm with my zombie hoe
I don't care anymore which way I go
I'm gonna kill all of the crops
Cuz I'm the anti-farmer and I hate money
Ohhh Jerry, I bet this was another one of your cartoon episodes
Haha, Hoho, Hahahaha, I'm gonna getcha
Alright bye
I'm finally off of that stupid farm I always hated that place
Ouchie, this turkey is going to kill me
Hahaha, good job
Bye
Ladies and gentleme-e-e
This is dra-a-ke ne-w-s
Lo-c-al f-arm that prod-ced al-l the food is now in fl-mes
Listen my new album Certified Lover Boy out now

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