I Called My Kid Karen

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DJ Cul de Sac

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A lot can happen in seven years
The world's changed a lot, we're gripped by fear
We've had a Pandemic and then Brexit
Trump's four year reign and the Afghan exit
Society's turned, we're so divided
Like an anti Vaxxer, I try and deny it
But you can't help but feel the constant tension
And you daren't ever share an opinion
I fear for our children, their futures uncertain
And the media agenda's to inject them with poison
It keeps me up at night, I'm visibly shaken
And f*ck do I hate that I called my kid Karen
You can't judge a Karen by her cover
As clearly all Karen's are configured custom

Guys appreciation, for certain, each Karen's a person
A human, so come on you moron
There's no federation for Karen's that primes Karen's for run-in's
She's just Karen not a Karen as not all Karen's are a Karen
They're our children, our mothers and yes even our brothers
How can all Karen's carry the can for one cretin called Karen
Stacks of Karen's are caring, so can we can Karen as jargon
Having named a white middle class girl Karen
It was time to start taking preventative action

Her luncheon meat's no longer honey roast ham
No Karen from now, you're gonna eat spam
And my car is gone, I've gone and sold the Merc
Just have to tell the wife we now bus it to work
And we'll say goodbye to Karen's trust fund
We need to ensure she's financially burdened (Sorry Karen)
Now to remove the private school privilege
Yes the school of hard knocks will now dispense tutelage
I can sense that you think that I've gone insane
But this beats telling a child we're changing her name

You can't judge a Karen by her cover
As clearly all Karen's are configured custom
Guys appreciation, for certain, each Karen's a person
A human, so come on you moron
There's no federation for Karen's that primes Karen's for run-in's
She's just Karen not a Karen as not all Karen's are a Karen
They're our children, our mothers and yes even our brothers
How can all Karen's carry the can for one cretin called Karen
Stacks of Karen's are caring, so can we can Karen as jargon

Karen was just a nice name, seven years ago
But then came the memes and the media show
A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet
But a kid called Karen's default bourgeoisie elite
But she can't be a bigot, she's got a black friend
And she hates Enid Blyton's famous five bell ends
Oh wait a minute, f*ck, I've done it again
I said we'd name our son after his grandpa Ken

You can't judge a Ken by his cover
As clearly all Ken's are configured custom
Guys appreciation, for certain, each Ken's a person
A human, so come on you moron
There's no federation for Ken's that primes Ken's for run-in's
He's just Ken not a Ken as not all Ken's are a Ken
They're our children, our brothers and yes even our mothers
How can all Ken's carry the can for one cretin called Ken
Stacks of Ken's are caring, so can we can Ken as jargon

Daddy, Daddy, we're out of Avocado and seeded Rye bread
I'll pick some up later, just eat something else for now
But I don't want anything else
Oh f*ck off Karen

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