Humble Man

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Jeff Haislip

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I've seen the pyramids of Giza & the Taj Mahal
And I've walked from Chichen Itza
To the Cowboy Christmas Ball

I've sailed all 7 seas & 14 continents
But my traveling days aren't over
Until I see me 'ma again

I've crossed the Rocky Mountains
Snowshoes on me feet
Learning just what mushrooms & berries not to eat

I've hitchhiked across the heartland
Guitar in me hand
And I sang across the border on the Rio Grande

I had a good crack in Ireland
Drinking Guinness until dawn
But I got a case of herpes when I kissed the blarney stone

I won $10,000 in a game of 21
And I blew it at the bar
Buying drinks for everyone

I got drunk with Jimmy Keaveny
Caught a ride from Rambling Jack
Shook the had of Bobby Dylan but he didn't shake it back

I've had opium from China
Hash from Afghanistan
And a tall glass of water from Flint, Michigan

In New York I jam with Billy Joel
In London it's with Sting
When I'm in Las Vegas I still rock out with the King

I've opened for Madonna
I've closed for old George Strait
And I've lost a wife & a girlfriend somewhere along the way

I've kissed the finest women
I've whipped the toughest men
And when I wake from those dreams I want to go to sleep again

I played 1 on 1 with Kobe
Built a tower with Donald Trump
And I ran the Boston Marathon with Forrest Gump

And you know you can believe
Every word I say
Because I'm not the kind of man to exaggerate

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