Chewbacca vs Ninja (Bonus Track)

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Lee Cleaveland & The Lefthand Band

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Take a seat and let me tell you a story about the fattest turkey I've ever met
Now his name was Mr. Chewbacca and he was an eating turkey
And his kind were meant to be killed after about three months
And they didn't have much to live and they were grown to be pretty belarged
And but as a result, uh 
Mr. Chewbacca he was supposed to be killed

But he grew fond of the farm family and the farm family grew fond of him
So they kept him around
Mr. Chewbacca is now three and half years
Longer than any kind of turkey like him should live
And as result, he's gotten to be pretty fat
He is a sixty-five pound turkey!
Mr. Chewbacca is the biggest turkey I've ever done seen!

He can't even walk straight
He walks like a sumo wrestler walking about
Mr. Chewbacca is so large, he couldn't even mate with his own wife
Mrs. Chewbacca
But being such a large turkey, he was also an attractive turkey to the wild hens
Mr. Chewbacca couldn't get any at home
But the hens would fly up whenever they heard him gobble
And when you gobble at Mr. Chewbacca he gobbles back

So Mr. Farmer Man decided to rent out Mr. Chewbacca to a group of hunters
They tied Mr. Chewbacca out in the woodsand gobbled at him
And he gobbled back
Everytime he gobbled, some wild hens would fly by
And try to get a piece of sweet Chewbacca's sweet ol' big ass
And everytime these hens got close, the hunters would blast them out of the sky

Imagine standing out in a field and some fine ladies were walking up to you
Trying to hit on you
And they kept getting shot!
And you go home, and can't even hook up with your wife!
Now what kind of life is that?!
Mr. Chewbacca is living in hell!

Now he goes home, he's so fat he can't hook up with his wife
But every time these wild hens try to hook up with him
They get shot!

And to make matters worse, the chickens in the barnyard
Used to pick on Mr. Chewbacca
He was so fat he couldn't spin around quick
So they would run up to him and pull the feathers out of his ass
And pick it bald and leave it dry and bleeding

It's a sad life for Mr. Chewbacca
And the meanest chicken of them all is a chicken named Ninja
Aww, he was a mean old rooster
You'd let him out of the hen house in the morning
And he'd clip right onto your leg and wouldn't let go

One day Ninja and the hens, they moved away to a different farm
For a while, life was good for Mr. Chewbacca
He was doing good for himself
He was growing old
Having fun
Living in peace finally

Then one day, the rooster and the hens come back
And Mr. Chewbacca says
I've had enough
Ninja showed his ugly rooster face back in that barn
And Mr. Chewbacca decided to show him who was boss
He went right up to Ninja and beat the crap out of him
He beat the crap out of him real good
Damn near took his eye out too

And oh the farm children were crying!
Oh, Mr. Chewbacca! Mr. Chewbacca! Why? Why?
Why are you going to beat up the rooster ninja?
Why would you beat up the rooster ninja, Mr. Chewbacca?

But I'm proud of Mr. Chewbacca
He done did good
He stood up for himself and said no more
You can't come around my farm and treat me like this!
This is how it's meant to be
I'm proud of him
In life, you can be Mr. Chewbacca
Or you can be a ninja
And I think at the end of the day
Mr. Chewbacca is the one to be

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