The Spoons Bog Log Song

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Aw f*ck sakes man
It's all uwa the walls man
My lass is ganna kill me

Dropped a log in Mile Caste
Dropped log in Keel Row
Dropped log in Wicket Gate
And made the bog overflow
Dropped a log in 5 Swans
Dropped a log in The Ritz
Dropped a log in Cooper Rose
And blew the bog to fucking bits

My favourite thing to do at spoons is gan to the bog
Cos in spoons bog a always drop the fattest logs
A blow up spoons bogs every time I drop my logs
My logs look like Jacob Rees-Mogg
A sit doon at spoons
And open up the app
Order me madras
And piss from the tap
A scran all me bait
And a skull all me grog
Me starts rumbling
Time for a bog

Dropped a log in Mile Caste
Dropped log in Keel Row
Dropped log in Wicket Gate
And made the bog overflow
Dropped a log in 5 Swans
Dropped a log in The Ritz
Dropped a log in Cooper Rose
And blew the bog to fucking bits

When a gan to spoons a just have to curl one oot
A start off the bog trip
With a little toot
Im fairly sure a divnt have a bowel disorda
Even though I tend to put the bog oot a orda
A daint na if the curry
Is messing with me belly
All a kna is
Me logs aren't healthy
The greasier the better and the smellier and wetter
Me bot's not good for the environment
Sorry Greta

Dropped a log in Mile Caste
Dropped log in Keel Row
Dropped log in Wicket Gate
And made the bog overflow
Dropped a log in 5 Swans
Dropped a log in The Ritz
Dropped a log in Cooper Rose
And blew the bog to fucking bits

When I'm doon in Leeds the place to be is Cuthbert Brodrick
People give it shite but there's f*ck all rang with it
There's anly one bog in The Hedley Verity
So when I go for a log
It's canny scary
Av dropped some canny logs in toon
Some proper hinging ones
Av dropped some canny logs in Leeds too
Some proper greasy ones
It's not as good as Swans
Or the one that's in Conny
We all kna the best place to shit
Is on a Tory

Dropped a log in Mile Caste
Dropped log in Keel Row
Dropped log in Wicket Gate
And made the bog overflow
Dropped a log in 5 Swans
Dropped a log in The Ritz
Dropped a log in Cooper Rose
And blew the bog to fucking bits
Dropped a log in Mile Caste
Dropped log in Keel Row
Dropped log in Wicket Gate
And made the bog overflow
Dropped a log in 5 Swans
Dropped a log in The Ritz
Dropped a log in Cooper Rose
And blew the bog to fucking bits

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