Jesus Was A Trans Girl

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Jesus was a trans girl, this I know
For the holy bible tells me so
She had such long hair and a great big beard
And everyone around her thought that she was weird
Jesus was a communist, this I believe
Because of the wisdom that I did receive
She was poppin' up bread everywhere she went
And people believed she was heaven-sent
Far from it!
Maybe she was just really clever
Or maybe she'll come back
I say better late than never!
Jesus was a feminist, which should be no suprise, she said
"If you can't stop staring, better pluck out your eyes"
And "blessed are the peacemakers" she also said
"Cus if you live by the sword you'll fuckin wind up dead!"
And jesus loved degenerates, on this hill I'll die
All the trannies and queers were the apple of her eye
And to all of us she promised it won't be too long
Until the last shall be first and the weak shall be strong
And none shall be afraid!
And none shall be afraid!
And none shall be afraid!
To all you bible thumping bastards waving red white and blue
Better get with the program, thought you already knew
That jesus was brown, yeah, your jesus was a jew
And she hated imperialistic motherfuckers like you
She said a rich man couldn't get to heaven if he tried
Might as well shove camel through a needle's eye
And if he don't like that he can give away all his shit
Cus money doesn't matter when the world's gonna split
Jesus loved the people who were hated and seen as broken
And you would love them too if you believed a single word she'd spoken, spoken!
Jesus was a trans girl, this I know
For the holy bible tells me so
She had such long hair and a great big beard
And everyone around her thought that she was weird
And jesus loved degenerates, on this hill I'll die
All the trannies and queers were the apple of her eye
And to all of us she promised it won't be too long
Until the last shall be first and the weak shall be strong
And none shall be afraid!
And none shall be afraid!
And none shall be afraid!

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