Part 5: Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)

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"The Meaning of Life" Part five
Live Organ Transplants

Don't (?) I'll get it
Yes? Hello, can we have your liver?
What? Your Liver?
There's a large, uh glandular organ in your abdomen
You know it's uh, it's reddish brown, it's sort oh uh
Yeah, yeah yeah, I know what it is but, I'm using it
C'mon sir, don't muck us about
Hello?
What's this then?
A liver donor's card
Need we say more?
No, listen, I can't give it to you now, it says "In the event of death"
Nobody who's ever had their liver taken out by us has survived
Just lie there sir, it will take a minute
Ah, uh, ah
What's going on?
He is donating his liver, madam
Is this because he took out one of those silly cards?
Yes, your right madam
Typical of him, he goes down to the public library
He sees a few signs up, comes home all full of good intention
He gives blood, he does coal research(?)
What do you, uh, what do you do with them all anyway?
They'll all go to saving lives, madame
That's what he used to say
"It's all for the good of the country" he used to say
Do you think it's all for the good of the country? Mhm
Do you think it's all for the good of the country?
Well, I wouldn't know about that madame, we are just doing our jobs, you know
Ah, uhh, ah
You're not doctors, then
Oh, blimey no, haha
Mom, dad, I'm off that then (?)
See you by seven
Bye bye son (?)
Look after yourself
Ah, uoh, ah
You uh, fancy a cup of tea?
Oh, well, the would be very nice, thank you
Thank you very much madam, thank you
I thought she'd never ask
Alright
Uh, you do realize, sir, he has to be
Uh, well, dead, by the term of the
Uh, before he donates his liver
Well, he told him that, but he never listens to me
Silly man
And I was wondering, oh you know
what you was thinking of doing after that? I mean
Are you still on your own?
Or is there, well, someone else? Sort of, on the horizon
I'm too old for those sort of thing, I'm past my prime
Not at all, very attractive woman
But I'm certainly not thinking of getting hitched up again
Sure? Sure
Come and give your liver then
No, I-I don't want to die
Oh, come on, it's perfectly natural, only take a couple minutes
Oh, I would be scared
Alright, I'll tell you what
Listen to this

Whenever life get you down, Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned
The sun that is the source of all our power
The sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In the outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
Of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way

Our Galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
It's a hundred thousand light-years side-to-side
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light-years thick
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide
We're thirty thousand light-years from galactic central point
We go round every two hundred million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
Because there's bugger all down here on Earth

Makes you feel so, so, unsignificant, doesn't it?
Yeah, yeah
Can we have your liver then?
Yeah, (?)

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