Dobler vs. Dahmer

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Zac Jones

Zachary Jones (born October 18, 2000) is an American professional ice hockey defenseman for the Hartford Wolf Pack of the American Hockey League (AHL) as a prospect to the New York Rangers of the National Hockey League (NHL). Jones was drafted by the Rangers in the third round (68th overall) of the 2019 NHL Entry Draft. more »

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Do you think God high fives His buddies
I think He does, but I don't think he did before creating you
I think He surprised himself 
When He pieced you together 
With beauty, chaos confidence, complexity and so much more
I think He made you, high fived Gabriel, and said, "Man, I am good"

When we got coffee, I arrived at the shop twenty minutes early 
Then sat there alone waiting for you
I could feel my stress growing and the 800mg of caffeine definitely 
Did not help that anxiety
We drove to your favorite spot 
And you told me about the countless runs and sunset viewings
That had taken place there
I imagined joining you on those runs one day
Our feet stepping in sync with one another and then me
Tripping trying to keep up with you 
Because you are for sure faster than me
I thought about the sunsets that would take place there 
And about being present for them by your side 
Only to miss the colors in the sky welcoming the stars at the start of night 
Because I'd be too distracted admiring the ones in your eyes

We went to get pizza and sat in the restaurant for hours
I couldn't sit still because of my nerves
You made me forget how to count to seven
And you made me forget how to tell my left from my right
I wanted to impress you, but I kept stumbling over my words 
Like I had forgotten how to speak
You make me feel like I have a speech impediment 
When I have never actually had a speech impediment
We laughed together when I stuttered 
And then shared stories with one another
We joked about TV shows, the Dobler vs Dahmer theory
And imagining futures with total strangers
But I only want one with you

The restaurant started playing Rock n Roll bingo
It was weird and we both laughed and left before we got dragged into playing
We walked down the street then sat in your car for another couple hours
You continued to tell stories that took a million years to finish 
Because of the tangents we would go on and rabbit holes we would explore
You go around the world to cross the street
But the journey is absolutely breathtaking
I'm the same way, and we loved that quality in one another 
Even though most people wouldn't
It made things interesting

After that night, I couldn't get you out of my head
It was like you had purchased property inside of my mind 
And taken up residence in the limbic system of my temporal lobe 
And started teasing me with a bottle of dopamine and oxytocin 
While I'm stuck on the other side of the fence trying my hardest to pick the lock

You are amazing in every way I can possibly think
As strange as it may sound
I wish that God would turn you back into one of my ribs 
And shove you back inside of my chest 
So that I would never have to spend another moment without you
So that you could constantly feel my heartbeat 
And know exactly how much you mean to me

I started wondering what it would be like to have you
What it would be like to wake up in the morning 
And shoot you a text that just says
"Good morning, beautiful," and probably has an emoji or two
What it would be like to show up outside your house 
And surprise you with coffee or flowers
What it would be like to introduce you to my friends 
And make all of them confused at how I landed a girl like you 
And make them jealous because they can't

You're the kind of girl people write songs about
I know this because every Spotify playlist and every Apple Music add 
And every song I heard on the radio and every jingle I heard on TV 
Reminded me of you
Everything started to remind me of you
Things that didn't even make sense for them to remind me of you 
Reminded me of you
Like when I was in the store and saw a loaf of bread and thought
"Hm, I wonder if she likes bread"

It's interesting to me how a person can take over your thoughts like that
How after a couple conversations or a couple times hanging out
Everything relates to them
And the crazy thing is they might not have any idea
That they have populated your brain like that
And it might kind of creep them out if they did know
Dahmer
But what if it didn't
What if you weren't weirded out by the fact 
That you had unknowingly explored every square inch of my psyche 
What if I had unknowingly done the same in yours
The simple possibility of this keeps me motivated 
To do everything I can to make you fall for me
Dobler
I am dreaming of the day I win you over 
And we crack open a bottle of that dopamine 
And oxytocin concoction in celebration
I've got one on ice for just that occasion
Let me know when you want a drink

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